The Key of Awesome, Mark Douglas - Afraid lyrics

Damn, it's really bright up here
(I'm not afraid to piss and moan)
I guess I shoulda brought some sunglasses
If I knew we were shooting a video outside
(about my feelings and how I've grown)
Now some of you out there might be up
On your roof talking to yourself too
(now I've got no sense of humor about myself
But I take shots at everyone else)
But, you ain't famous rappers
So no-one cares
(I'm like a kid and god forbid)
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going downstairs
(people call be out on stupid
Things that I did)

You can try to throw away my lyric
Sheets before I can read 'em
Ha! too bad I got em memorized
I don't even need 'em
Yeah I still got homophobic rhymes
But you can't get upset
Cus that fag Elton John and I once did a duet
To my fans, I apologize for ruining your life
I'll get back to writing songs
About murdering my wife
He spit's his lines in perfect
Time without any rehearsin'
Sometimes he rhymes about himself
In the third person his rapping is hilarious
Or completely serious
And if you make fun of him
Then he will get frikkin' furious
Cus he can dish it out but
He just can't take it
Like a baker who hates cake
But always bakes it
Who's this dude looking at me?
He looks just like me
He's clocking me mocking me
I think he wants to fight me
Ow, I tried to hit the man but he
Broke my hand and then he ran
Musta been a crazed fan
Oh, damn, there he is again

I'm not afraid to throw a chair it's
From IKEA so I don't care
I'm bumping into people on the street
I'm wearing Shape Ups on my feet
I'm just like you, I've been there too
I'm rich and famous so I take
That back it's not true

It was my decision to do drugs
I did it for fun but now I'm done
Now I'll get back to making
Puns about Kim Kardashian
And her two tons buns of fun
So gargantuan that they block out the Sun
I'm the world's greatest rapper
A fact that's undisputed
But for some reason I act
Like I am persecuted
If you think I'm a turkey well
Then you can just stuff it
I'm the only MC to have a beef with a puppet
I could rap about Afghanistan, Iraq or BP
But, I'd rather make fun
Of some minor celebrities
Here's a list of people that
I'd like to impeach:
Patricia Headon, Will Weaton, Ruben Studdard
And Screech
But, I won't diss Kanye or Lil Wayne
That ain't fun they're both really nice
They ain't hurt no one
But screw Michael J fox
Cus he shakes when he walks
Aren't you glad that I'm back
To get this message across

I'm not afraid to get really pissed
At all my critics, that hardly exist
I'm such whiny baby, I'll keep complaining
I'm rich as hell, my records sell
I'm such an ass, but I get a pass
People love me cus I can
Rhyme words really fast