The Key of Awesome, Sarah Gregory, Todd Womack, Mark Douglas - Bad Blood lyrics

We're really awkward assassins
We mostly care about fashion
Selena looks like an infant
Should we be letting her do stunts? (Goo)

Hey, OK,  here's the facts
You broke you back that's right
In the future we have doctors who can rap
And I got a PhD from MIT
And several shines plaques
Hey, Lena Dunham, that's my stogie
Give it back i don't mean to criticize you
Just like to notify you
That if you don't gain muscle tone or meat
On your bones we'll have to fire you
We need assassins with a passion
For jackin' people up
Not a bunch of skinny white chicks
Who keep fixin' their makeup

Oh, promoting gun violence
While batting my eyelids is my new jam

We're a division of Revlon
We test make up and weapons
And I'm besties with Dunham
Who likes to show her tattooed buns (ooh)
Please put your pants back on
We have rules here at Revlon
Hey, there's Ellie Goulding
She should look where she's shooting (duck)

Remember when you bought this
Stupid whip? Uh, huh
And I advised you not to purchase it
'Cause it don't matter if it's see-through
If they can still see you
Take it back to the invisible dealership
And ask for a redo we just look like we are
Floating in a sitting position
And the check engine light is on
Check the invisi transmission
'Cause an invisible car's no
Place for Kendrick Lamar
So let me out of it, please
Don't tell me you lost the invisible keys
Damn!

My voice is grating shrill and irritating
Just like two seals mating

I'm an eighty pound badass
So don't mess with my flat ass
You know I could've played Katniss
I'm a much better actress
I love feuding and trash talk
I'm a skinny, white Tupac
Why did you clone Jerry Seinfeld?
I said to clone Hailee Steinfeld, god!

What am I? Chopped liver?
How do you think I feel? I'm the
Guy standing next to chopped liver
You two are very funny
Let's go get some coffee we'll take my car!

I sound like a country bumpkin
With pop bubblegum production
Pardon this hick interruption
That's Mariska Hargitay and Grey's Anatomy
Weird the whole wide world is my high school
I determine who is cool
I'm the prom queen, you're the tool
And you're not invited to my pool

Now let's walk in slow motion
We don't feel the explosions
This is a basic bitch anthem
A battle cry for the dumb dumbs
Selena, you better beware
Are those your friends from daycare?
You're gonna wish we never fought
I'll drop you right on your soft spot, ow

She hit me why?