The Key of Awesome, Anastasia Douglas, Mark Douglas - Bearded Nun lyrics

Bearded, bearded nu-un
Bearded, bearded nu-un
Bearded, bearded nu-un bearded, Gaga

You ask where I get my ideas from
I used to get them from my gay husband
But predictable is what he has become
So now I only listen to the nun

(Ha ah, ah ah ah, ha ah, ah)
That was a good one you are comedian

I don't know what he is but
I think he's the shiz
So I'm worshipping the Bearded Nun
I know a lot of trannies, geeks
And circus freaks
But he's easily the wеirdest one
I'm not sure if it's a dudе
'Cos I've never seen it nude
Puts on lipstick with a gun
The father, son, and Bearded Nun

Gaga, I'm home i brought food for the gnomes
Are you here alone? What the Gaga?

How the hell could you do this to me?
Get thee to a bearded nunnery
What are you doing home on a school day?
School is closed for Kathy Griffin Day

I challenge you to a weird-off
Of fives round, the loser leaves town

This is the championship
It will decide who is hip
Here's Lord Gaga's first attempt
(ohh, that was nice)
And now the nun's at the plate
He slaps a cat in the face
And builds a gingerbread house with his mind
Here's Lord Gaga's retort: he's putting
On his cheese shorts
And then he brings out some mice
(okay, that's weird)
Looks like the nun's on the ropes
He calls in the Bearded Pope
Who gets a razor and shaves off his beard
(no)

I guess that means he won but
Now his beard is gone
And that's where he gets his power from

Bearded, bearded nu-un i think we're done
Dear gay husband accept my apolo-Gaga