The Key of Awesome - Breaking Ballad lyrics
[The Key of Awesome - Breaking Ballad lyrics]
Breaking Bad
I wanna tell y'all a tale about an awesome
Show and all of it's demented fans
Who talk about Walt and Jessie and Gus
Like they are all close personal friends
They blog and text and live tweet hashtags
With the help of Chris Hardwick
And throw viewing parties where they take
A drink whenever Jessie says "yo, bitch"
Just try and watch one episode
Without ending up hooked
This show is more addictive than
The meth that Walter cooks
What will we watch on Sundays when
This epic tale is done?
Nobody gives a flying fart
About Low Winter Sun (that show blows)
Everyone's got theories and conspiracies
On how it's all gonna come to a close
Seems that every Tom
Dick and Mary thinks that they can
Write a hit TV show it all ends with Walter
Back in chemistry class
The whole show is just him daydreaming
Well that's better than just
Cutting straight to
Black after playing Don't Stop Believin'
I think he'll survive the cancer
The cops and the gangsters and go
Right back to cooking meth
Yeah, and then when he thinks
He's gotten away scot-free
His wife will just nag him to death
(I hate her)
It should end with an epic kung fu
Fight between Mrs white and Marie
Skylar will whack her with a roundhouse kick
And say "put down my baby"
Yo, Walter is gonna use
Like science and stuff
To like bring Gus back from the dead
And he could be a badass robo-Gus
With like a half Terminator head
We cheer and scream when Walt says things
Like "I'm the one who knocks"
And we still find him likable, but, yo
He poisoned Brock hey, my friends
I've got a plan for this show not to end
Let's fly to Albuquerque and
Kidnap Vince Gilligan
What if Walter and Hank turned
Out to the same person?
Oh yeah, Walter is like Hank's Tyler Durden
Think about it
They are bald and have a similar face
And you never see the two of
Them in the same place
OK, Walter is dead because Jessie shot him in
The head and escaped down to Mexico
One day he gets a box of blue meth in
The mail and says "woah, who sent this, yo?"
Then Walt Junior shows up at his
Front door and says "hey Jessie
Have you heard?"
He throws down his crutches
Grabs Jessie in his clutches
And says "I'm Heisenberg"
Yo, it was all an act, he ain't handicapped
That kid is just like Keyser Soze
Then his crutches become two sub machine guns
And he blows Jessie Pinkman away
Those are all of our notes Vince
You better get started
We gotta go find George R r martin
Finish those books
I wanna tell y'all a tale about an awesome
Show and all of it's demented fans
Who talk about Walt and Jessie and Gus
Like they are all close personal friends
They blog and text and live tweet hashtags
With the help of Chris Hardwick
And throw viewing parties where they take
A drink whenever Jessie says "yo, bitch"
Just try and watch one episode
Without ending up hooked
This show is more addictive than
The meth that Walter cooks
What will we watch on Sundays when
This epic tale is done?
Nobody gives a flying fart
About Low Winter Sun (that show blows)
Everyone's got theories and conspiracies
On how it's all gonna come to a close
Seems that every Tom
Dick and Mary thinks that they can
Write a hit TV show it all ends with Walter
Back in chemistry class
The whole show is just him daydreaming
Well that's better than just
Cutting straight to
Black after playing Don't Stop Believin'
I think he'll survive the cancer
The cops and the gangsters and go
Right back to cooking meth
Yeah, and then when he thinks
He's gotten away scot-free
His wife will just nag him to death
(I hate her)
It should end with an epic kung fu
Fight between Mrs white and Marie
Skylar will whack her with a roundhouse kick
And say "put down my baby"
Yo, Walter is gonna use
Like science and stuff
To like bring Gus back from the dead
And he could be a badass robo-Gus
With like a half Terminator head
We cheer and scream when Walt says things
Like "I'm the one who knocks"
And we still find him likable, but, yo
He poisoned Brock hey, my friends
I've got a plan for this show not to end
Let's fly to Albuquerque and
Kidnap Vince Gilligan
What if Walter and Hank turned
Out to the same person?
Oh yeah, Walter is like Hank's Tyler Durden
Think about it
They are bald and have a similar face
And you never see the two of
Them in the same place
OK, Walter is dead because Jessie shot him in
The head and escaped down to Mexico
One day he gets a box of blue meth in
The mail and says "woah, who sent this, yo?"
Then Walt Junior shows up at his
Front door and says "hey Jessie
Have you heard?"
He throws down his crutches
Grabs Jessie in his clutches
And says "I'm Heisenberg"
Yo, it was all an act, he ain't handicapped
That kid is just like Keyser Soze
Then his crutches become two sub machine guns
And he blows Jessie Pinkman away
Those are all of our notes Vince
You better get started
We gotta go find George R r martin
Finish those books