The Key of Awesome, Sean Farber - Candy Crush Heavy Metal Saga lyrics
[The Key of Awesome, Sean Farber - Candy Crush Heavy Metal Saga lyrics]
It started out so innocent
Just played it on the train
And sometimes on the toilet
Now all my time's been flushed away
So free me from this licorice cage
My battery and my wallet are drained
Try to get away but the
Jelly Jungle beckons me
Oh, I love watching it burst
Sweet, clear the chocolate first
They give you a taste for free
Then charge you a fucking fee
Candy Crush my brain is mush
Candy control crushing my poor soul
Got stuck on level 65
For two whole fudging weeks
I begged my Facebook friends for lives
But those old broads unfriended me
They've forsaken me
(why?) but I'm the one to blame
Got no strategy (no) I'm just swiping away
Lost my family and my
Scrolling thumb's become inflamed
Ow, I'll just use a stylus
Crap, I think I missed the bus
Yeah, I'm calling out sick
Yep, I think it's contagious
Candy plague malnourished brains
Blood has been spilled on Easter Bunny hills
Divine! Delicious! Maligned! Malicious!
Hey, it's Horrible Alan
You may have noticed the
Bass just dropped out
That's because I'm home sick
I'll be out indefinitely see ya
Yo, it's your band mate, BeelzeBill
I've gotta be honest with you, bro
I've moved to other artistic endeavors
I quit the band
I left the drum machine on for you though
Have a nice life ah, sweet
When the candy comet rips the sky
The candypocalypse is nigh
Chocolate-covered sanity
Time has no meaning for me
Oh sweet, I won
Just played it on the train
And sometimes on the toilet
Now all my time's been flushed away
So free me from this licorice cage
My battery and my wallet are drained
Try to get away but the
Jelly Jungle beckons me
Oh, I love watching it burst
Sweet, clear the chocolate first
They give you a taste for free
Then charge you a fucking fee
Candy Crush my brain is mush
Candy control crushing my poor soul
Got stuck on level 65
For two whole fudging weeks
I begged my Facebook friends for lives
But those old broads unfriended me
They've forsaken me
(why?) but I'm the one to blame
Got no strategy (no) I'm just swiping away
Lost my family and my
Scrolling thumb's become inflamed
Ow, I'll just use a stylus
Crap, I think I missed the bus
Yeah, I'm calling out sick
Yep, I think it's contagious
Candy plague malnourished brains
Blood has been spilled on Easter Bunny hills
Divine! Delicious! Maligned! Malicious!
Hey, it's Horrible Alan
You may have noticed the
Bass just dropped out
That's because I'm home sick
I'll be out indefinitely see ya
Yo, it's your band mate, BeelzeBill
I've gotta be honest with you, bro
I've moved to other artistic endeavors
I quit the band
I left the drum machine on for you though
Have a nice life ah, sweet
When the candy comet rips the sky
The candypocalypse is nigh
Chocolate-covered sanity
Time has no meaning for me
Oh sweet, I won