The Key of Awesome - Crying Celebrities! Britney and Miley lyrics
[The Key of Awesome - Crying Celebrities! Britney and Miley lyrics]
Ay y'all, this is a brand new dance
That's sweeping the nation
This dance ain't for everybody
Just the self-absorbed people
It's called the crybaby
Goes a little something like this
When you've got a crappy show
And your ratings are low
You do the crybaby, you do the crybaby
When your face looks like a ham
And you get punched by william
You do the crybaby, you do the crybaby
When you say you're on the trail
But you're really getting tailed
You do the crybaby, you do the crybaby
When those mothertruckers won't leave
Britney Spears alone
You do the crybaby, you do the crybaby
It's always beneficial to cry
When you're in the public eye
It's so fun to watch celebrities suffer
So baby turn on the cameras and blubber
When the ASPCA won't let you
Give your dogs away
You do the crybaby, you do the crybaby
When you're tanking the lord
For some meaningless award
You do the crybaby, you do the crybaby
Break it down now
Alright now ladies yeah
It's time for me to show you
How to do the crybaby dance
And don't make me call the wambulance
Put your hands on your hips
Stick out your bottom lip
Rub your eyes, stamp your feet
Turn and complete
Put your hands on your hips
Stick out your bottom lip
Rub your eyes, stamp your feet
Turn and complete
Now show your tears to the
Camera so everyone can see
Just how hard it is to be a rich celebrity
I'm sorry all you crybabies if I'm
Being too hard on you
'Cause you know when I'm at home
And I watch TV alone
I sometimes do the crybaby too
Like when Frodo leaves the Shire and
He says goodbye to Sam
Or that very special Office
When Jim married Pam
The first time I saw Lost in Translation
Or whenever I hear a Morgan Freeman narration
When that dude's wife died in the movie Up
Or the first time I saw Two Girls One Cup
Or that commercial with Sarah McLachlan
And the dogs and cats
Wait a minute, turn off the camera
I need a minute
That's sweeping the nation
This dance ain't for everybody
Just the self-absorbed people
It's called the crybaby
Goes a little something like this
When you've got a crappy show
And your ratings are low
You do the crybaby, you do the crybaby
When your face looks like a ham
And you get punched by william
You do the crybaby, you do the crybaby
When you say you're on the trail
But you're really getting tailed
You do the crybaby, you do the crybaby
When those mothertruckers won't leave
Britney Spears alone
You do the crybaby, you do the crybaby
It's always beneficial to cry
When you're in the public eye
It's so fun to watch celebrities suffer
So baby turn on the cameras and blubber
When the ASPCA won't let you
Give your dogs away
You do the crybaby, you do the crybaby
When you're tanking the lord
For some meaningless award
You do the crybaby, you do the crybaby
Break it down now
Alright now ladies yeah
It's time for me to show you
How to do the crybaby dance
And don't make me call the wambulance
Put your hands on your hips
Stick out your bottom lip
Rub your eyes, stamp your feet
Turn and complete
Put your hands on your hips
Stick out your bottom lip
Rub your eyes, stamp your feet
Turn and complete
Now show your tears to the
Camera so everyone can see
Just how hard it is to be a rich celebrity
I'm sorry all you crybabies if I'm
Being too hard on you
'Cause you know when I'm at home
And I watch TV alone
I sometimes do the crybaby too
Like when Frodo leaves the Shire and
He says goodbye to Sam
Or that very special Office
When Jim married Pam
The first time I saw Lost in Translation
Or whenever I hear a Morgan Freeman narration
When that dude's wife died in the movie Up
Or the first time I saw Two Girls One Cup
Or that commercial with Sarah McLachlan
And the dogs and cats
Wait a minute, turn off the camera
I need a minute