The Key of Awesome - Die Young lyrics
[The Key of Awesome - Die Young lyrics]
Just play those four chords from
That Flo Rida song
There used to be different hit's
Now we recycle one and play it ad nauseum
None of my fans give a damn
Cus they're stupid and young
(Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, young and dumb)
Their brains have gone numb
(Numb, numb, numb, our brains are numb)
Cus thinking is dumb
(Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, books are dumb)
Do what I say, every day
And your gonna die dumb
Let's chug some rum with our bums
And make sure we die young
Backyard wrestling falling off of balconies
Tweet your twat, text and drive
Drinking vodka through your eyes
Ain't got no weed but we got plant fertilizer
(yolo)
Can't get no beer so we drink hand sanitizer
(oh no)
Screwed a ghost cus I'm such a freak
Or maybe it was some dude in a sheet
I dress like a truck stop whore
Your daughter loves me and she's four
I was a hot mess, now I'm just a plain mess
I must confess that some nights I
Just want to go home
And read a book all alone
It's possible that we might grow
Up and die old
(No, no, no, we won't get old)
That's what I've been told
(No, no, no, you can't go home)
I'm getting a cold
(Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, we're still dumb)
You're living hard while you're young
And it's making you old
That boob tattoo's gonna droop
And be unreadable
Trainwrecks, state your creed
(Never sober, never clean)
Out the cab, flash the vag
Set the women's movement back
Still don't care about my personal hygiene
(pew)
A raccoon family is nesting in my jeans
(cute)
If you act like a moron for fun (duh)
Pretty soon you will become one (huh)
Slowly getting back at our fathers
Let's sing all my songs on top of each other
Don't stop, take it off, DJ
Bla bla, tik tok, we
Are who we are, stop talk talk talk talkin'
Love is my drug (we're gonna die young)
Don't stop, take it off, DJ
Bla bla, tik tok, we
Are who we are, stop talk talk talk talkin'
Love is my drug (we're gonna die young)
That Flo Rida song
There used to be different hit's
Now we recycle one and play it ad nauseum
None of my fans give a damn
Cus they're stupid and young
(Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, young and dumb)
Their brains have gone numb
(Numb, numb, numb, our brains are numb)
Cus thinking is dumb
(Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, books are dumb)
Do what I say, every day
And your gonna die dumb
Let's chug some rum with our bums
And make sure we die young
Backyard wrestling falling off of balconies
Tweet your twat, text and drive
Drinking vodka through your eyes
Ain't got no weed but we got plant fertilizer
(yolo)
Can't get no beer so we drink hand sanitizer
(oh no)
Screwed a ghost cus I'm such a freak
Or maybe it was some dude in a sheet
I dress like a truck stop whore
Your daughter loves me and she's four
I was a hot mess, now I'm just a plain mess
I must confess that some nights I
Just want to go home
And read a book all alone
It's possible that we might grow
Up and die old
(No, no, no, we won't get old)
That's what I've been told
(No, no, no, you can't go home)
I'm getting a cold
(Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, we're still dumb)
You're living hard while you're young
And it's making you old
That boob tattoo's gonna droop
And be unreadable
Trainwrecks, state your creed
(Never sober, never clean)
Out the cab, flash the vag
Set the women's movement back
Still don't care about my personal hygiene
(pew)
A raccoon family is nesting in my jeans
(cute)
If you act like a moron for fun (duh)
Pretty soon you will become one (huh)
Slowly getting back at our fathers
Let's sing all my songs on top of each other
Don't stop, take it off, DJ
Bla bla, tik tok, we
Are who we are, stop talk talk talk talkin'
Love is my drug (we're gonna die young)
Don't stop, take it off, DJ
Bla bla, tik tok, we
Are who we are, stop talk talk talk talkin'
Love is my drug (we're gonna die young)