The Key of Awesome - Do the CryBaby lyrics

Hey yall theres a brand new dance
Sweeping the nation this dance ain't
For everybody just the self absorbed people
It's called the Cry Baby
When you got a crappy show
And your ratings are low
Do the cry baby do the cry baby
When your face looks like a ham
And you get punched by William
Do the cry baby Do the cry baby
When you say youre on a trail
But, youre really getting tail
Do the cry baby do the cry baby
When those mother truckers won't
Leave Brittany Spears alone
Do the cry baby Do the cry baby
Its always beneficial to cry
When youre in the public eye
Its so fun to watch celebrities suffer
So baby turn on the cameras and blubber
When the ASPCA
Won't let you give your dogs away
Do the cry baby Do the cry baby
When youre thanking the lord
For some meaningless award
Do the cry baby Do the cry baby
Break it down
All right ladies now it's time to show you
All how to do the crybaby dance
Don't make me call the Waaaaambulance
Put your hands on your hips
Stick out your bottom lip
Rub your eyes stomp your feet
Turn and repeat now show your tears to the
Camera So everyone can see
Just how hard it is to be a rich celebrity
Im sorry all you crybabies if Im
Being too hard on you
Cus you know when Im home
And I watch TV alone
I sometimes do the crybabay toooo
Like when Frodo leaves the shire
And said goodbye to Sam
Or that very special Office
When Jim married Pam
The first time I saw the
Movie Lost in Translation
Or whenever I hear a Morgan Freeman Narration
When the dudes wife died in the movie Up
Or the first time I saw two girls one cup
Or that commercial Sarah McLaughlin and
The dogs and cats the way they look in the
Camera i can't take that i need a minute