The Key of Awesome, Mark Douglas, Tatiana Owens - Fetish lyrics
[The Key of Awesome, Mark Douglas, Tatiana Owens - Fetish lyrics]
I crashed my Buick i did not mean to do it
But that sunset was too lit
Had to look right into it
Shades would be sweeter
But my fingers are cheaper
Since I broke up with Bieber
My songs have gotten weirder
I've had this face
Since I was five (months) , ah
I'm Lana Del Rey except pint-sized, ah
I'm feelin' peckish, what's for lunch?
This shard of glass is a good light snack
When you're hot you don't have to chew
I tied my tongue up like a shoe
Here's my impression of a mop
My favourite look is sexy drowned rat
I'm not allowed to eat real food
So Windex is my favorite juice
This stuff is edible enough
I'm lovin' this lipstick
It's carb-free and delicious
You think that I'm singing
But, it's just horny whispering
No-one will help me
Put away all these groceries
Does the lettuce go into the toilet
Or right on my body?
It rains inside at dinner time, ah
My plumber might need to be fired, ah
Is this a fetish or just dumb?
I've got the world's most f'ed up spice rack
I should look up what fetish means
But, I ate the dictionary
I bought this thing to curl my tongue
It's not working, I should take it back
What other dumb shit can I do?
Maybe I'll whip up some bleach stew
I put a radish in my butt
You're here, thank God! Can we please, talk?
Selena locked me up like Jigsaw
Been stuck in here since half past three
Can someone turn off the AC?
Why'd I bother gettin' thinner?
Now I'm gonna die like a TV dinner
Some college kid will write a thesis
On the meaning of all these peaches
Girl, you promised that you'd let me hit it
But now both of my balls are frostbitten
Hold up though
I just found all this peach froyo
I guess this isn't so tragic, yolo
I can't digest all of this stuff
(what the hell?)
The owner of the house just came back
(my kitchen)
Excuse me, who the hell are you?
Why did you eat my favorite shoes?
I got a fetish for your Uggs
But that sunset was too lit
Had to look right into it
Shades would be sweeter
But my fingers are cheaper
Since I broke up with Bieber
My songs have gotten weirder
I've had this face
Since I was five (months) , ah
I'm Lana Del Rey except pint-sized, ah
I'm feelin' peckish, what's for lunch?
This shard of glass is a good light snack
When you're hot you don't have to chew
I tied my tongue up like a shoe
Here's my impression of a mop
My favourite look is sexy drowned rat
I'm not allowed to eat real food
So Windex is my favorite juice
This stuff is edible enough
I'm lovin' this lipstick
It's carb-free and delicious
You think that I'm singing
But, it's just horny whispering
No-one will help me
Put away all these groceries
Does the lettuce go into the toilet
Or right on my body?
It rains inside at dinner time, ah
My plumber might need to be fired, ah
Is this a fetish or just dumb?
I've got the world's most f'ed up spice rack
I should look up what fetish means
But, I ate the dictionary
I bought this thing to curl my tongue
It's not working, I should take it back
What other dumb shit can I do?
Maybe I'll whip up some bleach stew
I put a radish in my butt
You're here, thank God! Can we please, talk?
Selena locked me up like Jigsaw
Been stuck in here since half past three
Can someone turn off the AC?
Why'd I bother gettin' thinner?
Now I'm gonna die like a TV dinner
Some college kid will write a thesis
On the meaning of all these peaches
Girl, you promised that you'd let me hit it
But now both of my balls are frostbitten
Hold up though
I just found all this peach froyo
I guess this isn't so tragic, yolo
I can't digest all of this stuff
(what the hell?)
The owner of the house just came back
(my kitchen)
Excuse me, who the hell are you?
Why did you eat my favorite shoes?
I got a fetish for your Uggs