The Key of Awesome - Fifty lyrics

You walk into the office
And pull yourself together
For a meeting with your a-hole boss
He tells you that youre fired
But he calls it retired
He says Sorry but weve gotta cut costs
You start screaming like a fool
You trash your cubicle
And they have to call security
You see a hot girl by the curb
And you try to flirt with her
But she thinks you need
Help crossing the street when youre fifty
Sometimes you drink till you pass
Out on the floor
Now your livers destroyed and
Youve got hemorrhoids
And you can barely get it up anymore

Aww cmon that only happened once! Shut up
Taylor Swift?

Fifty

Youre kids think youre lame and
They can't hide their shame
When youre with them in public place
And your wife can hardly stand
You she always reprimands you
And your son calls you a
Douchebag to your face
And then youve finally had enough
You say, son you think youre tough?
You think that you can whoop your dad?
Hes says, No Id rather not
You say, gimme your best shot
And then he kicks you in the nads
When your 50

Hey shut up! Ill sing a
Verse your stupid song?
Youve got squinty little eyes
And you sound crappy live
Kanye was drunk but he wasn't wrong
And you sucked on the Grammys

Im sorry Taylor Swift im just
Going through a rough
Time that was uncalled for
Youre very talented

Ahh! Somebody get me the hell
Out of this enchanted forest