The Key of Awesome, Mark Douglas - Gaga-Plause lyrics
[The Key of Awesome, Mark Douglas - Gaga-Plause lyrics]
I recorded this song while getting a massage
I spent the past several months
Hiding in my Gaga rage since I've been gone
Others have tried to claim the Gaga crown
When Miley tries to be me
She looks like a slutty clown
Now let's try on some bras
With claws and balls
I'm digging through my closet
Tryin' to find an outfit
Cus I can't decide what to
Wear for this video
Gaga LaCage aux folles, montage
What if I dressed up like a bug?
(That's not your best look)
Or stand naked behind Doug?
(I have to go to work)
There's nothing covering my butt
(that's not a new thing)
Maybe I should call up Tim Gunn?
(What are you doing?)
D-E-S-P-E-R-A T-E (Is this a spelling bee?)
That skirt's not making it work, don't twerk
R-S T-L-N-E (Quit playing Scrabble, please)
You'll get no more help from
Tim Gunn i'm done
Sometimes my lyrics are unintelligible
(what?) because I put emphasis
On wrong syllable (ooooh)
I like to read Dean Koontz and Dean
Koontz likes to read to me
(You shouldn't be bragging, he's
Not that good) i was once full of shit now
I think shit is full of me
Check out my pixel bra, bra, bra, bra, bra
Hotter than menopause pause
Give me Gaga-plause-plause-plause
Hey, everybody stop and dancing
And cheer for me
Cus I'm your boss, ba-boss, ba-boss do it!
This is song is better than Roar
(that song is so dumb)
Katy Perry freaking sucks (she had work done)
Here comes a spoiler alert, I am Ga-God
Watch the church get all butthurt
And I'm Gaga-Claus
P-e-r-e-z- if- u-r- r-e-a-d-in-g
T-h-is- i h-a t-e- y-o-u-r- a-s-s- f-a-c-e
Triple word score, I won
I spent the past several months
Hiding in my Gaga rage since I've been gone
Others have tried to claim the Gaga crown
When Miley tries to be me
She looks like a slutty clown
Now let's try on some bras
With claws and balls
I'm digging through my closet
Tryin' to find an outfit
Cus I can't decide what to
Wear for this video
Gaga LaCage aux folles, montage
What if I dressed up like a bug?
(That's not your best look)
Or stand naked behind Doug?
(I have to go to work)
There's nothing covering my butt
(that's not a new thing)
Maybe I should call up Tim Gunn?
(What are you doing?)
D-E-S-P-E-R-A T-E (Is this a spelling bee?)
That skirt's not making it work, don't twerk
R-S T-L-N-E (Quit playing Scrabble, please)
You'll get no more help from
Tim Gunn i'm done
Sometimes my lyrics are unintelligible
(what?) because I put emphasis
On wrong syllable (ooooh)
I like to read Dean Koontz and Dean
Koontz likes to read to me
(You shouldn't be bragging, he's
Not that good) i was once full of shit now
I think shit is full of me
Check out my pixel bra, bra, bra, bra, bra
Hotter than menopause pause
Give me Gaga-plause-plause-plause
Hey, everybody stop and dancing
And cheer for me
Cus I'm your boss, ba-boss, ba-boss do it!
This is song is better than Roar
(that song is so dumb)
Katy Perry freaking sucks (she had work done)
Here comes a spoiler alert, I am Ga-God
Watch the church get all butthurt
And I'm Gaga-Claus
P-e-r-e-z- if- u-r- r-e-a-d-in-g
T-h-is- i h-a t-e- y-o-u-r- a-s-s- f-a-c-e
Triple word score, I won