The Key of Awesome - Game of Pay Thrones lyrics
[The Key of Awesome - Game of Pay Thrones lyrics]
Watching Game of Thrones, I haven't left home
Told everyone that I had the flu
It's an obsession, I'm filled with depression
'Cus it's the end of season two
Now my friends all tell me that
I've lost my grip on reality
They tell me it's just a nerd show
But dragons are real to me
Someday those dragons will be grown
Daenerys will be my queen
And when we reclaim the throne, you
Won't be allowed in our house
Don't call me at nine on a Sunday night
I don't care who died i'm filling my mind
With sword fights and quests
Horse lords and incest when Ned died I cried
Watching Game of Thrones
It's like a black hole
Wanna kill Joffrey with his own shoes
Magical kingdoms with naked women
And none of them have silicon boobs
And if the seven kingdoms did exist
I would drink and party with that imp
Viserys had gold poured onto his head
He's no fucking dragon, now he's dead ouch
I'll sick my direwolf on ya
If you get in my way
He's actually a chihuahua
But he'll still rip off your face
I only leave my apartment
To put the rent in the mail
That's right I still pay my bills cus
Lannisters repay their debts
I'm joining the Nights Watch
It's my birthright
I'll stand guard for white
Walkers in the snow this wall kind of blows
No hot chicks, just bros and old crusty guys
Watching Game of Thrones
I feel bad for Jon Snow
It seems like he's always getting screwed
Gave up on Mad Men 'cus nothing happened
Except for when Don's wife sang Zou Bisou
The Lannisters all look like surfer dicks
Jamie banged his sister, she's a bitch
No-one knows that King Joffrey's their kid
Except for maybe Peter Dinklage
This is his best role
This is nothing but nerd shit
You better get a damned grip and go
Outside and get some fresh air
Get your fat butt unstuck from that chair
You ain't a dragon slayer
Just a loser in your underwear
Wait a second, did I just see a pair boobs?
If you don't mind I'm gonna chill
For a few with you
Dude, why is that girl pretending she a boy
Yo? Oh shit
That witch just give birth to
A cloud of smoke how'd that hot naked blond
Chick survive the fire?
Isn't that Mayor Carcetti from The Wire?
I apologize for being so shitty before
This show is Lord of the
Rings but with titties galore
But, I'm not sure who I'm
Supposed to root for
I like Rob Stark but I like the dwarf more
Call my manager and cancel my tour
I gotta read A Storm of Swords
Oh Theon Greyjoy, you were a nice boy
'Til you had those two kids barbecued
Winter is coming
I'm not sure what that means
But, you can bet it's probably bad news
I'm not playing music anymore
From now on you can just be Maroon 4
Next time they do they The
Voice I won't be there
Tell Cee-Lo his cat can have my chair
'Cus I'm stuck in Game of Thrones
Told everyone that I had the flu
It's an obsession, I'm filled with depression
'Cus it's the end of season two
Now my friends all tell me that
I've lost my grip on reality
They tell me it's just a nerd show
But dragons are real to me
Someday those dragons will be grown
Daenerys will be my queen
And when we reclaim the throne, you
Won't be allowed in our house
Don't call me at nine on a Sunday night
I don't care who died i'm filling my mind
With sword fights and quests
Horse lords and incest when Ned died I cried
Watching Game of Thrones
It's like a black hole
Wanna kill Joffrey with his own shoes
Magical kingdoms with naked women
And none of them have silicon boobs
And if the seven kingdoms did exist
I would drink and party with that imp
Viserys had gold poured onto his head
He's no fucking dragon, now he's dead ouch
I'll sick my direwolf on ya
If you get in my way
He's actually a chihuahua
But he'll still rip off your face
I only leave my apartment
To put the rent in the mail
That's right I still pay my bills cus
Lannisters repay their debts
I'm joining the Nights Watch
It's my birthright
I'll stand guard for white
Walkers in the snow this wall kind of blows
No hot chicks, just bros and old crusty guys
Watching Game of Thrones
I feel bad for Jon Snow
It seems like he's always getting screwed
Gave up on Mad Men 'cus nothing happened
Except for when Don's wife sang Zou Bisou
The Lannisters all look like surfer dicks
Jamie banged his sister, she's a bitch
No-one knows that King Joffrey's their kid
Except for maybe Peter Dinklage
This is his best role
This is nothing but nerd shit
You better get a damned grip and go
Outside and get some fresh air
Get your fat butt unstuck from that chair
You ain't a dragon slayer
Just a loser in your underwear
Wait a second, did I just see a pair boobs?
If you don't mind I'm gonna chill
For a few with you
Dude, why is that girl pretending she a boy
Yo? Oh shit
That witch just give birth to
A cloud of smoke how'd that hot naked blond
Chick survive the fire?
Isn't that Mayor Carcetti from The Wire?
I apologize for being so shitty before
This show is Lord of the
Rings but with titties galore
But, I'm not sure who I'm
Supposed to root for
I like Rob Stark but I like the dwarf more
Call my manager and cancel my tour
I gotta read A Storm of Swords
Oh Theon Greyjoy, you were a nice boy
'Til you had those two kids barbecued
Winter is coming
I'm not sure what that means
But, you can bet it's probably bad news
I'm not playing music anymore
From now on you can just be Maroon 4
Next time they do they The
Voice I won't be there
Tell Cee-Lo his cat can have my chair
'Cus I'm stuck in Game of Thrones