The Key of Awesome - Glitter Puke lyrics

I wake up in the morning
Looking greener than Shrek
(Where's that donkey?)
Sleeping in a tub can really
Mess up your neck before I leave I stop and
Vomit up tequila and glitter
It seems I'm spending every morning with
My head in the shitter

Got vomit up in my hair
But, I'm way too sick to care
Now I'm falling down the stairs
I pull myself of the floor
Then I'm almost through the door
But my family is waiting for me

Oh crap, not again it's an intervention
It's cool, I'm fine i can stop at any time
That's a lie, you won't try
Now you've made your mother cry (look)
Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh
I'm out of here, this is queer
I'll just drink a couple beers
Don't leave, we love you even hired Dr drew
This pattern has to end
I think I have to puke again
Oh oh oh oooha, oooha, oooha

So I decide to stay
But my head is still reelin'
Then they all go down the line
Talkin' 'bout their feelin's

It makes me sad when I see you
Brush your teeth with Jack
Also you borrow my gold bike
And never gave it back

Stop showing off your butt
You're making young girls act like sluts
And you're starting to get a beer gut
Beer gut

This behaviour's a dead end
And P diddy is not your friend
You'll end up like Lindsay Lohan
La la la la Lohan

This is whack, I feel trapped
We want the old Ke$ha back screw you
Dr drew and your stupid camera crew
Hey you don't have to shout
We're just trying to help you out
Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh

Okay it's time you know this is just a video
I don't drink or pee in sinks
It's what I want my fans to think
It's all an act, and in fact
It's even in my contract
Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh