The Key of Awesome - Hanging Tree lyrics
[The Key of Awesome - Hanging Tree lyrics]
The Key of Awesome
All you, all you gullible pre-teens
You'll buy any crap if it involves me
This song is on the charts and
I can barely sing
I won an Oscar, give me a Grammy
Are you, are you looking at the screen?
They made four movies you just needed three
They Peter Jackson-ed it and
Stretched it out, cha ching
Cus young adults run the economy
We ripped you off, we work behind the scenes
You wanted more Katniss we want your money
Just like the Capitol, now that's some irony
Now let's repackage this track with a beat
Do you, do you have a lozenge for me?
My voice is so hoarse i'm really struggling
Could someone tag me out or
Bring me some hot tea?
Cus I've never sung professionally
I'm Lorde, I'm bored and I also can't sing
But my producer fixes it for me (achoo)
I'm a role model because I'm not trashy
I may sound drunk but I have dignity
We are the last hope for humanity
We both are talented marginally
Compared to Kardashians, Miley and Nicki
We're the closest things that
You could call classy
Yes, you and you are family friendly
You don't show your ass not intentionally
I curse and fart a lot and sometimes on TV
But we're J-Lorde, the hero Gotham needs
This is a pirate transmission
From North Korea
I'm Un, I ruined, your stoner comedy
Now I'll do the same to
Hunger Games Part Three (and a half)
And did you know President Snow is my homey?
We're going to kill your movie industry
Except for the Kevin Hart movies
Those are the best kim-Jong out
Back to work!