The Key of Awesome - Harry Potter and The Steamy Slow Jam! lyrics
[The Key of Awesome - Harry Potter and The Steamy Slow Jam! lyrics]
Hermoine and Ron
Girl you've been giving me looks
For the last 5 books they gonna get it on
There is nothing left to fear
So have another butter beer
He's got a magic wand
I'll puts some wizards in you
Cause' that's what Weasleys do
That'll make him go all night long
Avadaviagra, yeah, yeah
When you said it's leviosaaa not leviooosa
I thought you were snobby
But I wanted you closer
When I was with Lavender, I felt blue
Cus I was snoggin' with her but
I was thinkin' of you
We just got chased by a big ass snake
A beast made of fire, and a pissed off lake
Warring factions are destroying Hogwarts
No time like the present to
Get in your shorts
Get out the candles, and the scented lotion
And the earplugs cause' we're
Gonna make a commotion
It didn't mean a damn thing when
I was seeing Cho Chang
If I ever graduate then you
Can have my class ring i know I spent more
Time with Hermoine Granger
But, if I showed you my love
I'd put your hiney in danger
Now that we've destroyed that final horcrux
I think it's time for you and me
To get down and make sweet love
Sirius Black I'd like to get some of that
They say that once you go black
Well you never go back
Oh you knew I was gay
C'mon don't get all weird
I wore high heeled boots
And even had a beard
Listen up nerds, before you get pissed
There's a ton of gay wizards
Lets go down the list
You've got Gandalf: queen merlin: fairy
Even Obi Wan Kenobi had
A "roommate" named Terry
As I lie here breathing my dying breath
I am only thinking of
Your mom's heaving breast
Going to be your new dad in the afterlife
Going to beat up your dad
And make Lily my wife
Belatrix why are you sitting all
The way over there
Say did you do something new to your hair?
You give me a tingling deep down in my pants
Feels like being eaten by sexy ants
Make no mistake I want to show you my snake
No, not you Nagini
I meant the snake in my pants
Nagini, git git git
Well, are you going out or
Are you staying in? Make up your mind
This is the untold story
My feet are getting cold
Of what happens when wizards get horny
Girl you've been giving me looks
For the last 5 books they gonna get it on
There is nothing left to fear
So have another butter beer
He's got a magic wand
I'll puts some wizards in you
Cause' that's what Weasleys do
That'll make him go all night long
Avadaviagra, yeah, yeah
When you said it's leviosaaa not leviooosa
I thought you were snobby
But I wanted you closer
When I was with Lavender, I felt blue
Cus I was snoggin' with her but
I was thinkin' of you
We just got chased by a big ass snake
A beast made of fire, and a pissed off lake
Warring factions are destroying Hogwarts
No time like the present to
Get in your shorts
Get out the candles, and the scented lotion
And the earplugs cause' we're
Gonna make a commotion
It didn't mean a damn thing when
I was seeing Cho Chang
If I ever graduate then you
Can have my class ring i know I spent more
Time with Hermoine Granger
But, if I showed you my love
I'd put your hiney in danger
Now that we've destroyed that final horcrux
I think it's time for you and me
To get down and make sweet love
Sirius Black I'd like to get some of that
They say that once you go black
Well you never go back
Oh you knew I was gay
C'mon don't get all weird
I wore high heeled boots
And even had a beard
Listen up nerds, before you get pissed
There's a ton of gay wizards
Lets go down the list
You've got Gandalf: queen merlin: fairy
Even Obi Wan Kenobi had
A "roommate" named Terry
As I lie here breathing my dying breath
I am only thinking of
Your mom's heaving breast
Going to be your new dad in the afterlife
Going to beat up your dad
And make Lily my wife
Belatrix why are you sitting all
The way over there
Say did you do something new to your hair?
You give me a tingling deep down in my pants
Feels like being eaten by sexy ants
Make no mistake I want to show you my snake
No, not you Nagini
I meant the snake in my pants
Nagini, git git git
Well, are you going out or
Are you staying in? Make up your mind
This is the untold story
My feet are getting cold
Of what happens when wizards get horny