The Key of Awesome - Heavy Metal Cats! lyrics
[The Key of Awesome - Heavy Metal Cats! lyrics]
You leave work early but you're not sick
You're racing home to get your fix
You used to do to release stress
But now you have become obsessed with
Kittens, on the web haha, yeah
You watch them until you're dead
Til you're dead
Will your obsession never end?
You send annoying links to your friends
This one's on a Roomba, look at him go
This one sounds like, he's saying hello-o-o
Your whole world is now consumed
Your laptop is a furry tomb
They've become your owners now
You hang upon every miaow
Kittens, on the web on the web
Batting at the strings inside your head
In your head
Miaow
Three little kittens (Three little kittens)
Lost their mittens (Lost their mittens)
They began to cry (They began to cry)
You lost you job and all your loot
Your Garfield sweatshirts are no longer cute
Your mother says you'll never find a man
You think the ninja cat is you boyfriend
Now they've taken complete control
I can haz cheezburger, I can haz your soul
Their furry paws drag you to hell
Watch what you're doing with that, paperclip
Oh, oh
You're racing home to get your fix
You used to do to release stress
But now you have become obsessed with
Kittens, on the web haha, yeah
You watch them until you're dead
Til you're dead
Will your obsession never end?
You send annoying links to your friends
This one's on a Roomba, look at him go
This one sounds like, he's saying hello-o-o
Your whole world is now consumed
Your laptop is a furry tomb
They've become your owners now
You hang upon every miaow
Kittens, on the web on the web
Batting at the strings inside your head
In your head
Miaow
Three little kittens (Three little kittens)
Lost their mittens (Lost their mittens)
They began to cry (They began to cry)
You lost you job and all your loot
Your Garfield sweatshirts are no longer cute
Your mother says you'll never find a man
You think the ninja cat is you boyfriend
Now they've taken complete control
I can haz cheezburger, I can haz your soul
Their furry paws drag you to hell
Watch what you're doing with that, paperclip
Oh, oh