The Key of Awesome, Dion Flynn, Mark Douglas, Tatiana Owens, Cara Samantha - Hillary Rodham Clinton lyrics

How does a moon-faced schemer
Wife of a cheater
Elected to the New York Senate then
End up in the cabinet of her former nemesis
A president she ran against
I like to speak in yuge run-on sentences

As First Lady
She fought daily for kids and babies
I once called her shady
But, I was just campaigning
I don't mean to be flaky
And look, I'm not saying she's ideal
But at least she's not orange
Racist and rapey

When Hillary campaigns she never takes
A break or complains
And it's insane that people
Still support this buttmunch
This guy's worrying 'cause if he wins
He'll have to do stuff
He'll have to answer for the facts
And figures that he trumped up

Then a running mate came in
The form of Tim Kaine
Our gal saw her numbers
Stay basically the same (swell)
I'm just here to say whatever
You need me to say
I may have a few suggestions though
(just stay out of the way) , okay

Then the word got around
They said Bernie could be our man
A Jewish socialist who's mad legit
And talks with his hands in the primaries
She broke Bernie across her knee like Bane?
And you already know her
Name, what's your name, ma'am?

Hillary Rodham Clinton
She should be in prison
I'm here to save us from armageddon
You're armageddon
I just have to get past this piece of dung
That's rude waste of space, orange disgrace

And how much more evidence must
We get on this prick
To get his advocates to admit
Their candidate is unfit
To sit in this Oval Office

If you're undecided you're a fracking idiot

I married the Donald
The Donald is very normal guy
We are not deplorable and
I don't never plagarize
I'm telling him, Donald
You must watching what you say
Especially when you're wearing microphone
Okay?

I can do what I want to women 'cause
I'm rich I can just kiss them
Then I grab them by the pussy and
The tush but I respect them wait a second
That was just some locker room talk
Just normal bros joking about sexual assault
I barely even have sex
My wife won't even do me
Her husband really does the stuff
I brag about doing but when I'm president
I'll bang so many Hamil-tens
I'm here to make America white, I mean
Great again

Not another old white man (I can't wait)
I'm not white, I'm super tan (I can taste it)
The GOP's in the shit can
I'm Hillary (Hillary) and I'm Tim Kaine

Hillary Rodham Clinton
She's gonna take all of your guns
I guess that you're the best that we can do
At least she pays her taxes
We know you'll make us proud
You shouldn't be allowed online (no)

Hillary Rodham Clinton
She'll let in all the Mexicans
We'll just print out your emails for you
(afterwards we'll shred them)
You've been called every sexist name
And you know that I feel your pain
Let's flush this orange turd down the drain
Woah

There's morons in the voting booths
See if you can stop 'em (it's my place)

Another idiot just voted for the Donald
(I'm so great)

I did it just to watch this
Lame two party system topple

We made nice with her

She's a yuge loser

Hashtag I'm with her

Hashtag I'm with her

Me? I'm the damned fool that couldn't
Keep it in his pants (ow, I deserved that)

She's a badass bitch who gets it done
We could do worse
So who you voting for? Hillary Rodham Clinton
Wait, what? This whole song was rigged