The Key of Awesome, Mark Douglas - Hot Problems lyrics

Hello, whatever city or town this is
I like many of your local features
I like that baby
And the various food products that
The local white humans consume

Look at me in my Gucci suit, I relate to you
And the poor people stuff that
You have to go through
I know what's it's like when times get bad
And you have to borrow a yacht from your Dad
My dog's on the roof, he likes the fresh air
Could you please
Check and see if he's still up there?
I don't flip-flop
It's just that I'm not alone
Can't seem to agree with my robot clone

Romneys we have problems too
We're just like you, except we're robots
We shoot lasers out of our eyes
Which we use to fry border jumpers
And sometimes we fly

I'll lower taxes, that what's the truth is
But, I didn't do this in Massachusetts
(shut up)
Human emotions are silly and random
We cannot feel them but we understand them
Kids won't be maimed
Your wives won't be abducted
As long as you do as you are instructed
Gay marriage is wrong
That's what I was taught
But, it's OK if you're gay robots

Romneys we have problems too
We're just like you, except we're metal
Don't listen to Bill Maher or J-Stew
They're liberal Jews
And they're not even robots
We support a girl's right to choose
Unless you choose to have an abortion
Other than our wires and screws
We're just like you
And we malfunction from time to time