The Key of Awesome - Kim Jong Style lyrics
[The Key of Awesome - Kim Jong Style lyrics]
Oppan Kim Jong style kim Jong Style!
I am kim jeong-un and I’m
Not here to amuse ya
No, not kim jeong-il sorry for the confusion
Everybody thinks South Korea makes
The best K-popYou know
Who does a better job? Do you?
I’ll give you a guess
It’s a country whose number one
Export is nuclear tests
The national pastime of the people
Is to be oppressed
Did you guess North Korea congrats
Cuz you are the best! You passed the test!
And I’m the leader the Great Successor
Who’d have known? Me!
I should have known! Yay!
I’d run for office but who’d oppose me?
Any of You? Nay! How bout you? Nay!
Because just like Thor God of Thunder my
Father chose chose chose chose me
KPOP Kim Jong Style! Kim Jong Style!
Walk-walk-walk-walk Walking Kim Jong Style
Let’s chill for a while
Back to work!
Hey check out our Navy
Fire Fire Shoot Fire Fire
Wiping out hostiles and nobody’s lazy
Work-work sleep then work, torture!
I think you thought the Kim
Jong age was almost done
But just like Friends or Seinfeld
It is only a rerun
Cuz I’m just like my father and
His father Kim Il Sung
‘cept they call me Kim Jong Fun, number one!
I got awesome hair my daddy willed it to me
Because I’m his awesome heir
You should come to North Korea
Because we have awesome air
It’s the only thing we have to
Eat because the food is scarce
Check in on Foursquare
I’m like the Beatles i make the people
Cry and scream (yay) see what I mean? (whew)
I go swimming i pick up women
Take off your clothes (okay)
Suck on my toes (Who, me?)
I am Kim Jong Un and
I will never be depose-pose-pose-posed!
Dancing Single File! Make sure and Smile!
Throw-ow-ow-ow them on the pile
Without trial kim Jong Style
I am kim jeong-un and I’m
Not here to amuse ya
No, not kim jeong-il sorry for the confusion
Everybody thinks South Korea makes
The best K-popYou know
Who does a better job? Do you?
I’ll give you a guess
It’s a country whose number one
Export is nuclear tests
The national pastime of the people
Is to be oppressed
Did you guess North Korea congrats
Cuz you are the best! You passed the test!
And I’m the leader the Great Successor
Who’d have known? Me!
I should have known! Yay!
I’d run for office but who’d oppose me?
Any of You? Nay! How bout you? Nay!
Because just like Thor God of Thunder my
Father chose chose chose chose me
KPOP Kim Jong Style! Kim Jong Style!
Walk-walk-walk-walk Walking Kim Jong Style
Let’s chill for a while
Back to work!
Hey check out our Navy
Fire Fire Shoot Fire Fire
Wiping out hostiles and nobody’s lazy
Work-work sleep then work, torture!
I think you thought the Kim
Jong age was almost done
But just like Friends or Seinfeld
It is only a rerun
Cuz I’m just like my father and
His father Kim Il Sung
‘cept they call me Kim Jong Fun, number one!
I got awesome hair my daddy willed it to me
Because I’m his awesome heir
You should come to North Korea
Because we have awesome air
It’s the only thing we have to
Eat because the food is scarce
Check in on Foursquare
I’m like the Beatles i make the people
Cry and scream (yay) see what I mean? (whew)
I go swimming i pick up women
Take off your clothes (okay)
Suck on my toes (Who, me?)
I am Kim Jong Un and
I will never be depose-pose-pose-posed!
Dancing Single File! Make sure and Smile!
Throw-ow-ow-ow them on the pile
Without trial kim Jong Style