The Key of Awesome - Lady Gaga's Bored This Way lyrics
[The Key of Awesome - Lady Gaga's Bored This Way lyrics]
This is the manifesto of Mother Brainfart
In Vulvulon, a system
Of interplanetary planets
There were two races of humanoidians: the
Bitchy Dancers and the Mucusheads
On the first day of the festival
Of the bleeding disco ball
Queen Cornerface decreed "From this day
Forth the citizens of
Planet Fabulust shall only communicate
Via Madonna songs"
The Bitchy Dancers protested saying "wait
Which Madonna songs?" The Mucus heads said
Nothing because they we're mucusheads
Thus began the dance war
Now watch this unrelated video
It doesn’t matter if you make do
Or make doo doo (excuse me, sorry)
Just turn the music up cus I've
Got words to say: gravy
My momma told me when you write a
Song you don't have to be original
Just mash up parts of other melodies
Like "Express Yourself" and "Waterfalls"
(hey hey hey)
If someone notices and tries to sue
You can claim that it’s just an homage
Then make a video with whips and chains
It's kooky sci-fi gay pride collage
I'm running out of ideas
My dress is made of tortillas
I'm on my last leg baby i got nothing to say
I'm on a hamster wheel
So I'll beg, borrow and steal
Now I'm grasping at straws
What if I bang Santa Claus?
When you don't know what to say
Just display more T&A
Check out my butt while I walk away
Everyone is super gay
Gay, gay, gay, everyday hey wait
Did I mention that I’m down with gays?
Don’t be a rainbow be a flag
Don't drink the tea just lick the bag
Don’t be shovel be a hoe
Goddamn my voice is really low
I just don't know what to do anymore
What if I roll around with goo on the floor?
This feels disgusting and it's really cold
Sometimes it's hard to be an attention whore
I have to cheer up this skeleton cus I
Convinced him to rip off his skin
It's hard to tell if he’s still mad at me
Because when he frowns it looks like a grin
Don't go for second best ba-
Wait that's the song I ripped off
Maybe I am second best
Copy Madonna so much
I think I'm losing my touch
I think I'll just put on mom
Jeans and a Gap sweater vest
The only thing left to do
Is to just start boring you
I'm going to shop at Kohl's
For some sensible shoes
In Vulvulon, a system
Of interplanetary planets
There were two races of humanoidians: the
Bitchy Dancers and the Mucusheads
On the first day of the festival
Of the bleeding disco ball
Queen Cornerface decreed "From this day
Forth the citizens of
Planet Fabulust shall only communicate
Via Madonna songs"
The Bitchy Dancers protested saying "wait
Which Madonna songs?" The Mucus heads said
Nothing because they we're mucusheads
Thus began the dance war
Now watch this unrelated video
It doesn’t matter if you make do
Or make doo doo (excuse me, sorry)
Just turn the music up cus I've
Got words to say: gravy
My momma told me when you write a
Song you don't have to be original
Just mash up parts of other melodies
Like "Express Yourself" and "Waterfalls"
(hey hey hey)
If someone notices and tries to sue
You can claim that it’s just an homage
Then make a video with whips and chains
It's kooky sci-fi gay pride collage
I'm running out of ideas
My dress is made of tortillas
I'm on my last leg baby i got nothing to say
I'm on a hamster wheel
So I'll beg, borrow and steal
Now I'm grasping at straws
What if I bang Santa Claus?
When you don't know what to say
Just display more T&A
Check out my butt while I walk away
Everyone is super gay
Gay, gay, gay, everyday hey wait
Did I mention that I’m down with gays?
Don’t be a rainbow be a flag
Don't drink the tea just lick the bag
Don’t be shovel be a hoe
Goddamn my voice is really low
I just don't know what to do anymore
What if I roll around with goo on the floor?
This feels disgusting and it's really cold
Sometimes it's hard to be an attention whore
I have to cheer up this skeleton cus I
Convinced him to rip off his skin
It's hard to tell if he’s still mad at me
Because when he frowns it looks like a grin
Don't go for second best ba-
Wait that's the song I ripped off
Maybe I am second best
Copy Madonna so much
I think I'm losing my touch
I think I'll just put on mom
Jeans and a Gap sweater vest
The only thing left to do
Is to just start boring you
I'm going to shop at Kohl's
For some sensible shoes