The Key of Awesome, Todd Womack - Look at Your Phone lyrics
[The Key of Awesome, Todd Womack - Look at Your Phone lyrics]
Yo, back in the day, y'know
Only my rich friend's parents had a cellphone
Tss, times have changed
Now everybody be looking at their phone
Now we all be like "I gotta look at my phone"
It's the most important thing I
Think I ever have owned
Somebody could fall over, yo
This dude is dyin' and you'd be like: "shh
I'm in the middle of Facetiming"
Sometimes I sit and wonder "are
We really better off?"
All obsessed with the light
Like a motherfucking moth
But then my phones goes ding 'cause
I'm all late for job
I step into the world and get
One look at the mob then I pull out my phone
'cause everything looks hella boring
Check in with Clash of Clans
My clan is hella warring
Looking, reading, posting, tweeting
Writing, searching, jamming
Yelping, laughing, flirting, shopping
Playing, mapping, gramming
Stare into the screen (look at your phone)
It's everything you need (look at your phone)
So much better than a friend
(look at your phone)
He's calling you again (look at your phone)
Haha, not like that kinda calling
Nobody uses their phone for talking
What you think, it's 1983?
I love to use it most
When I be taking elevators
Got no love for talks or looks and
Shakes or even "smell you laters"
Because what did looking up at
Stuff ever do for me?
I'd rather spend my time
Paying with the TouchID
And it's only inconvenient when you
Gotta use two hands
Luckily for me they make 'em
So they understand commands
I'd really like to sew my
Phone directly to face
And be part of some future
Shit galactic super smartphone race
But my doctor didn't focus when
I told him my idea
'Cause, I think he was too
Busy buying curtains from IKEA
Now it ain't my game to call him
Out and be some sort of hater
Yo, I didn't even know he
Left until he tweeted "later"
How do I get home? (Look at your phone)
There's a guy that I know!
(Look at your phone)
Is it raining in Reno? (Look at your phone)
Who is Sonny Bono? (Look at your phone)
I gotta get away from all these
Things that aren't my phone
So I started walking faster
Destinations left unknown
Turns out you can survive without a
Home or clothes or bed
But bring a battery just so your
Phone is never left for dead
But then my phone ran out of things
To show me and I cursed
So I asked it: "what's the
Biggest secret of the universe?"
It showed me windows into space
And time you can't imagine
And let me slip inside it's world, oh shit
Did that just happen? Oh my god
I can't believe I'm finally in the Matrix
As my phones begins distilling life
And meaning into basics
This could fix the heavy
Global problems that exist
But it looks like irony is gonna
Make me fall off a cliff
(Look at your phone)
Siri, I need help (look at your phone)
"Searching the web for kelp"
(look at your phone)
No! Help, not kelp (look at your phone)
"I'm not sure I understand"
Only my rich friend's parents had a cellphone
Tss, times have changed
Now everybody be looking at their phone
Now we all be like "I gotta look at my phone"
It's the most important thing I
Think I ever have owned
Somebody could fall over, yo
This dude is dyin' and you'd be like: "shh
I'm in the middle of Facetiming"
Sometimes I sit and wonder "are
We really better off?"
All obsessed with the light
Like a motherfucking moth
But then my phones goes ding 'cause
I'm all late for job
I step into the world and get
One look at the mob then I pull out my phone
'cause everything looks hella boring
Check in with Clash of Clans
My clan is hella warring
Looking, reading, posting, tweeting
Writing, searching, jamming
Yelping, laughing, flirting, shopping
Playing, mapping, gramming
Stare into the screen (look at your phone)
It's everything you need (look at your phone)
So much better than a friend
(look at your phone)
He's calling you again (look at your phone)
Haha, not like that kinda calling
Nobody uses their phone for talking
What you think, it's 1983?
I love to use it most
When I be taking elevators
Got no love for talks or looks and
Shakes or even "smell you laters"
Because what did looking up at
Stuff ever do for me?
I'd rather spend my time
Paying with the TouchID
And it's only inconvenient when you
Gotta use two hands
Luckily for me they make 'em
So they understand commands
I'd really like to sew my
Phone directly to face
And be part of some future
Shit galactic super smartphone race
But my doctor didn't focus when
I told him my idea
'Cause, I think he was too
Busy buying curtains from IKEA
Now it ain't my game to call him
Out and be some sort of hater
Yo, I didn't even know he
Left until he tweeted "later"
How do I get home? (Look at your phone)
There's a guy that I know!
(Look at your phone)
Is it raining in Reno? (Look at your phone)
Who is Sonny Bono? (Look at your phone)
I gotta get away from all these
Things that aren't my phone
So I started walking faster
Destinations left unknown
Turns out you can survive without a
Home or clothes or bed
But bring a battery just so your
Phone is never left for dead
But then my phone ran out of things
To show me and I cursed
So I asked it: "what's the
Biggest secret of the universe?"
It showed me windows into space
And time you can't imagine
And let me slip inside it's world, oh shit
Did that just happen? Oh my god
I can't believe I'm finally in the Matrix
As my phones begins distilling life
And meaning into basics
This could fix the heavy
Global problems that exist
But it looks like irony is gonna
Make me fall off a cliff
(Look at your phone)
Siri, I need help (look at your phone)
"Searching the web for kelp"
(look at your phone)
No! Help, not kelp (look at your phone)
"I'm not sure I understand"