The Key of Awesome, Todd Womack, Mike Birch , Mark Douglas - Modern Monster Mash lyrics

You remember in the 60's when
I invented the Mash? Well, now the time has
Come for me to update that smash
Since I've been out of the fright
Game for 52 odd years
I invited a new crew to spread spooky cheer
The first to arrive was Dr hannibal Lecter
He brought his own date and
He seemed to respect her
They hit the dance floor with
A jive and a jitter then he
He ripped off her face! He's
Pulling out her liver!

(That's really gross) Oh my god
What just happened?
(He ate her face) Yes, I know, I saw!
(Speaking of Saw) I like
To play disgusting games
(He broke his jaw) that is way too graphic
I'm going to faint!

Surely all the other guests
Won't be this rude
Like this classic monster: a scary, hip dude
He's got a kooky style and a spooktastic look
Oh my god! He just hung the
Waiter on a meat hook why?!

(He's Leatherface) He's cutting him
Up with a chainsaw
(It's what he does) Who is Freddy Krueger?
(He haunts your dreams) Ooh
He sounds like a real spooker
(I murder teens) You can't escape me, bitch!
Language!

In my day
The monsters would just give you a spook
Nowadays it seems they all just
Want to make you puke
Ah, the Human Centipede
That sounds like a hit
Wait, the ones in back have to
Eat the front one's shit?
Enough! The party's over, everybody out
You all have no idea what Spooktober is about
Here comes the Wolfman
He'll show you how it's done
He knows how to be creepy but
He always keeps it fun

Nooooo! That was my friend!
Why did he meet such a horrifying end?
Is it too much to ask
To have some monsters dance?
It's really quite a hoot if you
Give it half a chance!
This guy won't let it go
I think it's rather sad
Guys, I feel guilty and I also feel bad
Let's give him a couple moves
It's the least we can do
Okay, places everybody and a one, and a two

(Look at us dance) You did the monster dance?
Hey look, jazz hands! Don't twist too fast!
(Our skulls are smashed) Ah great
It's the girl from The Ring
(Her heart is black) Ooh
She really knows how to swing

I wouldn't look directly at her
Face if I were you- oh well, we tried
He died doing what he loved
Monster choreography
Hey guys, I know a game we can play
Guys? Anyone? No?