The Key of Awesome, Anastasia Douglas, Mark Douglas - Monster lyrics

This is annoying i am enjoying
Playing with this voice changer toy
Now here's a silly elephant noise
Pfffffttttttt

Rick Ross and I'm up first
I didn't get a whole verse
They only gave me one line
Goodnight folks, that's my time

Nonsense, nonsense, loud and obnoxious
Everybody know I'm a narcissistic monster
Imma need a close-up on my grill
Can ya film it?
Imma need a close-up on my grill, uh

I admit I love the smell of my own farts
Tweet pictures of my face
And my naughty parts
So arrogant that my head's the size of Texas
The president even said I was a jackass
I just spanked it to my own reflection
I'm such a man-slut
I shoulda used protection
Scratch it, scratch it, lower, you got it
That groupie had a rash and I
Think I must've caught it

Dracula, Frankenstein, The Blob, Jaws 2
Those are movies that are on my Netflix queue
Yeezy, you be thinking you're
A monster of ego
I'm a slam dunk of self-praise
At best you're a free throw
I invented Christmas, sex, and blueberry pie
Talked about myself until this
Girl committed suicide
Let's settle the argument
Quit this silly bickering
I am the greatest thing, why am I whispering?

Beep, beep, beep, I'm coming through
Imma girl but I can say the word monster too
My cat went to his box and did a monster poo
Mad cow disease can give you a monster moo
Here's the part where I
Sound innocent and sweet
Then I start screaming like a Jamaican freak
Old dudes, young dudes
Freak when they see this
They all love my buns, even that creep Regis

I'm a huge fan of your rainbow hair
And I've always been a
Lover of large derrieres

Y'all acting like you know what a monster is
Me have 35 years in the monster biz
All you monsters think you can fuss with this
Well you can talk to me Snuffleupagus
Me sneak into your house
Me leave before dawn
Your daughters will be pregnant and
Your cookies will be gone
Eat many cookies but they don't
Go down me throat hey Nicki
Have you ever had a muppet motorboat?
Me, eat cookie
And me, bang Snooki (me bang Snooki)
Hoes, up on my wiener
(me can say "wiener", right?)
It look, like blue pipe-cleaner

(Wait, pipe-cleaner too small
More like featherduster
Yeah, yeah, big featherduster
That about right)