The Key of Awesome, Tom Small, Todd Womack, Mark Douglas - Moves Like Grandpa lyrics
[The Key of Awesome, Tom Small, Todd Womack, Mark Douglas - Moves Like Grandpa lyrics]
These pants are too small
They're skin tight
They're squeezing my balls it's a sad sight
I used to be thin now I've got two chins
Should have hit the gym
I'm getting too old for YouTube
They're all gonna lol at my man boobs
Come on, Mark, let's go
My stomach looks gross
We'll fix that in post
(Are you really going to?) oh, hell no
Damn, I really let myself go, I ate
Too much pizza and nachos
Now my man boobs are saggin'
C'mon, you guys, stop laughin'
At my man boobs
Let me have a try, I can do it
I sound like the guy, let me prove it
My gut's not as big just hand me that wig
And watch my gay jig
Impersonating the guy's impression
Of the other guy, it's like Inception
I'm covered in sweat just give me a sec
Let me catch my breath
Ha, not as easy as it looks
I am starting to regret this
Someone call the paramedics
I just threw my back out
I really should've stretched out
I just fucked my back up
Christina sings these random lines
I think she applied her make-up twice
Used to show her goodies
But she ate too many cookies
And now she looks like Snooki, GTL
I got my second wind
We are all attentions whores
Someone help me off the floor
I've got them moves like grandpa
I've got them boobs like grandma
But we will do anything for laughter
Do anything for laughter
They're skin tight
They're squeezing my balls it's a sad sight
I used to be thin now I've got two chins
Should have hit the gym
I'm getting too old for YouTube
They're all gonna lol at my man boobs
Come on, Mark, let's go
My stomach looks gross
We'll fix that in post
(Are you really going to?) oh, hell no
Damn, I really let myself go, I ate
Too much pizza and nachos
Now my man boobs are saggin'
C'mon, you guys, stop laughin'
At my man boobs
Let me have a try, I can do it
I sound like the guy, let me prove it
My gut's not as big just hand me that wig
And watch my gay jig
Impersonating the guy's impression
Of the other guy, it's like Inception
I'm covered in sweat just give me a sec
Let me catch my breath
Ha, not as easy as it looks
I am starting to regret this
Someone call the paramedics
I just threw my back out
I really should've stretched out
I just fucked my back up
Christina sings these random lines
I think she applied her make-up twice
Used to show her goodies
But she ate too many cookies
And now she looks like Snooki, GTL
I got my second wind
We are all attentions whores
Someone help me off the floor
I've got them moves like grandpa
I've got them boobs like grandma
But we will do anything for laughter
Do anything for laughter