The Key of Awesome, Lauren Francesca, Ahmir - Nervous Guy (Awkward Sex) lyrics

Hey girl it's been a long
Time since I've done this
Sex, I mean you see, i'm just getting over a
Really painful divorce
So you might wanna lower your
Expectations just a tad
I wanna go ahead and apologize
In advance for what is
Probably going to be an
Underwhelming experience for you
FYI, lately I haven't been able to
Have an orgasm without crying
Just something I've been working
On with my shrink am I talking too much?
This is gonna be awkward

You're thinking that he's gonna love you
And it will be hot
You're wondering if he'll love you all night
(probably not) he's always been dumbfounded
By female anatomy be his Watson, girl
And help him solve this mystery
(Now he's nauseous) from the pressure
Plus he's really drunk
(His prophylactic) is suffocating
His poor junk
(He's self-conscious) about his man boobs
And his hairy chest
He took off his shirt but he's
Still got a furry vest

It's not uncommon for me
To have performance anxiety
(it's very common in old guys)
It's not helping that a bunch of
Dudes are singing right behind me
And now you're freakin' cus you thinkin' what
The hell have I gotten myself into
As you look in his eyes
You'll soon realize that you
Won't be coming too

Cus he's just a nervous guy (so scared)
He always gives you TMI
(too much information)
And never ever shuts his yap
Can't you tell she doesn't give a crap?
Yes, he's just a nervous dude (so nervous)
Always finds a way to kill the mood

You remind me of my sister
From the one time that
I kissed her but it was just a peck ewwwwww
No, no, no, it wasn't anything weird
It was like a happy birthday, mwah
I think you should leave alright then, girl
I told you it was gonna be weird
You can't say I didn't warn you, baby
C'mon fellas, let's go no, they can stay
Damn girl, that's messed up, but I understand
After all, they are Ahmir
The most popular R&B group on YouTube

It's too bad you're a nervous guy
It's time for you to say goodbye
(bye bye bye bye bye bye)
Really missed your chance
(bye bye bye bye bye bye)
Coulda got into her paints
(bye bye bye bye bye bye)
But no, no, no (bye bye bye bye bye bye)