The Key of Awesome, Todd Womack, Anastasia Douglas - Off The Floor lyrics
[The Key of Awesome, Todd Womack, Anastasia Douglas - Off The Floor lyrics]
J-Lo! My name ain't on the list
Come down and tell 'em I'm wit you
It's a new infestation
This is Wow Wow Wubbzy
Of bridge and tunnel people
Get off the floor, drunky
Lay on your side, dummy
Let me introduce you to the skanks and douche
Bags in the soul-destroying line at the club
I'm confused (fused)
And I don't really know when I get
Of the train which exit to use (to use)
Drives me insane, they all look the same
Which one do I choose (choose)?
My GPS is a big ol' mess and ruined my shoes
(shoes) i tripped and fell on my ass
And all the children laughed
Now I got a big bruise (bruise)
What the hell did I do
To deserve this abuse? Damn
Ple-ple-ple-please, check the list again
I gotta go meet my friend, Dolly
If you ain't fabulous you will be ignored
When dancing be aware of people with sores
I think we need a clean up in aisle four
Point and laugh at the poor
They can't get in the door
Pit's stink when the creeps
Put their drinks up
Leave your dignity and shame at the door
Squeeze your size ten butt into a size four
So many tools here
It's like a hardware store
The roofies, the guidos
Dancin' like they're spastic
The stinky cheap cologne
The sexual harassment (Dali)
Piss your cash away on twenty
Dollar cosmos at the club
Pick up the phone, J-Lo, it's Pitbull again
Llamame
Trust me when I say you'll never bang
The shot girl at the club
Not if I don't get inside I won't (Dalai)
I've got such a big butt that when
I dance it hit's the floor yo, true dat
I can hear that badonk-a donk from outside
Bla ba bla bla
I don't feel like singing lyrics anymore
Bla ba bla bla
This shit is whack, son, I'm getting pissed
I'm about to give this mothertrucker my fist
I ain't askin' for permission, son, I insist
Ahh dude, you're breakin' my wrist
O-wow-o-wow-ow, that hurts
Why you gotta go and get blood on my shirt?
I ain't never been a fighter
But I am a lover
Fine, you win, I'll pay the cover
I finally got inside now it's
Time to the booty slap
(This is the last call for alcohol, y'all
Say what?) the night is over
It's time for me to go and take a nap
¿J-Lo Que paso? I'm outside para
Tres horas en la linea
Esta muy frio alla ¿Por que
Me tratas asi J-Lo?
Come down and tell 'em I'm wit you
It's a new infestation
This is Wow Wow Wubbzy
Of bridge and tunnel people
Get off the floor, drunky
Lay on your side, dummy
Let me introduce you to the skanks and douche
Bags in the soul-destroying line at the club
I'm confused (fused)
And I don't really know when I get
Of the train which exit to use (to use)
Drives me insane, they all look the same
Which one do I choose (choose)?
My GPS is a big ol' mess and ruined my shoes
(shoes) i tripped and fell on my ass
And all the children laughed
Now I got a big bruise (bruise)
What the hell did I do
To deserve this abuse? Damn
Ple-ple-ple-please, check the list again
I gotta go meet my friend, Dolly
If you ain't fabulous you will be ignored
When dancing be aware of people with sores
I think we need a clean up in aisle four
Point and laugh at the poor
They can't get in the door
Pit's stink when the creeps
Put their drinks up
Leave your dignity and shame at the door
Squeeze your size ten butt into a size four
So many tools here
It's like a hardware store
The roofies, the guidos
Dancin' like they're spastic
The stinky cheap cologne
The sexual harassment (Dali)
Piss your cash away on twenty
Dollar cosmos at the club
Pick up the phone, J-Lo, it's Pitbull again
Llamame
Trust me when I say you'll never bang
The shot girl at the club
Not if I don't get inside I won't (Dalai)
I've got such a big butt that when
I dance it hit's the floor yo, true dat
I can hear that badonk-a donk from outside
Bla ba bla bla
I don't feel like singing lyrics anymore
Bla ba bla bla
This shit is whack, son, I'm getting pissed
I'm about to give this mothertrucker my fist
I ain't askin' for permission, son, I insist
Ahh dude, you're breakin' my wrist
O-wow-o-wow-ow, that hurts
Why you gotta go and get blood on my shirt?
I ain't never been a fighter
But I am a lover
Fine, you win, I'll pay the cover
I finally got inside now it's
Time to the booty slap
(This is the last call for alcohol, y'all
Say what?) the night is over
It's time for me to go and take a nap
¿J-Lo Que paso? I'm outside para
Tres horas en la linea
Esta muy frio alla ¿Por que
Me tratas asi J-Lo?