The Key of Awesome, Mark Douglas - REGGAE SHARK - Sharks Aren't Supposed to Cry! lyrics

Hey, guys
I'm here with my good friend Reggae
Shark and we're about to unveil
A brand new Reggae Shark song called
"Sharks Aren't Supposed to Cry"

Ye man, it's a very emotional ballad but
Me can't even talk about
It without getting choked up just play it man

Well I think it requires a little set-up
Because it's part of a larger story

Oh right, Me forgot

So today we've just released a brand new
22-minute episode of a new show called
Music: "Reggae Shark Adventures"

It's a Musical Extravaganja (Pun intended)
Ima gonna play a new song from that


Show and if you like it
You can watch the whole episode available
Only to Youtube Red subscribers

Now why don't you tell them a little bit
About the song we're about hear and see

It's the part of the start when me was just
In a bad place out of shape, depressed
Drinking too much one of those times
Where the only thing left
To do is sing a sad
Ballad about society's expectations
About sharks me getting choked up again

You know what
Why don't we just go ahead and play the song

Sharks aren't supposed to cry
Or so the saying goes
If tears fell from a shark eye
How would you ever know

A billion years ago when the planet cooled
Sharks had legs and the earth them ruled
When pterodactyls stole their Landshark wives
Every shark man began to cry
They filled the earth basins with them tears
They call it the ocean and it's still here
The prehistoric sharks grew fins and gills
Him lost his arms and legs
Now he swims and kills

Now no matter where the shark may roam
Sadness surrounds him in a salty home

Sharks aren't supposed to cry
But they miss their thumbs and toes
They still mourn their Landshark wives
You pterodactyl assholes

We also get depressed just
For mundane reasons
We often emphasize with the food we're eatin'
(Sorry) nerds are often filmin' us for TV
But we never see a penny in royalties

Some of us hate our
Overbites and jagged teeth
So we resort to drastic plastic surgery

"Sharks aren't supposed to cry"
It's just an old wives tale
We keep it locked up inside
We just wish that fish could wail
(like whales)

Ohhh Ohhhh Ohh Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohh Oh
(Everybody sing) Ohhh Ohhhh Ohh
Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohh Oh

Some get drunk and call their ex-girlfriends
And hang up on them like a jerk chicken
(Who is this!?)
The late night shows are making fun of me
My Restaurant and bank account are empty
The world was me oyster, But
It's been shucked
Now the children scream "Reggae Shark
You suck!" i tried to live with humans
But that fell apart
It's time to move on and be a regular shark
(Regular Shark)

(Spoken) hmm, that's not as catchy
No Matter this is the last song you're
Ever gonna hear me sing

"Sharks aren't supposed to cry" (ha)
Tell me another joke
Now I must cut all ties, goodbye
I've lost me great white hope
Me guess I'll just swim and die
TurtleMon: But, you are not alone turtleMon!
I thought you were mad at I
TurtleMon: Me was
But you'll always be me bro
Reggae Shark and TurtleMon will
Always be mad close

I have some questions why was everyone so
Mad at you? What happens next?

Stop acting like ya don't know Mark!

Sorry so
If you want to see and hear the songs
That happened before and after
That emotional moment
Check out the full episode of "Reggae Shark
Adventures" only on Youtube
Red starting today

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Me can't stand adverts except for this advert
For Reggae Shark Adventures
Please, watch it
Click on this link in the description

And if enough people watch it
Hopefully we'll be able
To make more of these you ok Reggae Shark?

Me just a little hungry
Me haven't eaten in like 5 minutes

Ok let's get you some lunch, Shushi?

Everytime