The Key of Awesome - Reggae Shark Returns lyrics
[The Key of Awesome - Reggae Shark Returns lyrics]
It's the further adventures of
The Reggae Shark reggae Shark!
When we last left Reggae Shark
They threw him a parade
For bring peace to Kingston Town horray!
Him got the taste of fame and
Then he swam off to LA
And now Jamaica wears a frown
And all the children cry reggae Shark!
Can’t believe ya left you break our hearts
Ya showed us no respect
He got himself an agent and an entourage
Produced a hit single for Nicki Minaj
He made a couple movies and he's on TV
And now he only smokes
That dat prescription weed yeah mon
Me take 400 pounds of dat purple brain pillow
Got his own reality show meanwhile back home
There's Barracudas abusin’ the coast, oh no
Reggae Shark's new movie
Received terrible reviews
They said "Reggae Shark has jumped himself"
Him got so depressed he went and
Drank a whole booze cruise
Caught his reflection and thought
"what's become of you?"
He barfed and out swam the Jellywitch
And thought "hey that's my old nemesis!"
She said "I've been in here the whole time
Controlling your tiny great white mind!"
Him slipped past the witch
And swam back home
Sayin' "hey Barracudas leave da humans alone"
They said "nope" so he smoked
Herb for an hour
Which gave him super munchie power
Munchie Power! Munchie Power!
He told the Barracudas the party was through
Ate them all and had Funyuns too horray!
Reggae Shark! This is our favorite song
Reggae Shark reggae Shark!
Well never part
Twas the Jelly Witch all along reggae Shark
Reggae Shark!
Where is that Jelly Bitch? Jelly Bitch!
She stole my car! So long, pot heads!
I'll be back Reggae Shark
When you least expect it okay well
Mon will be expecting it
Because you said that
You know I and I should not be surprised
You know what I mean, it's just an expression