The Key of Awesome, Anastasia Douglas - Rolling in the Deep lyrics

There's a fight I'm having with this chair
Can't seem to move my bum
From here to over there
Water glasses are strewn about the room
Got to make a plan to do the dishes soon

This cocaine ninja is smashing dishes
My drummer was naughty so I
Made him face the wall
I need to get up, I need a shower
I can't right now

Cuz I'm playing Angry Birds
(playing angry birds)
(Hee hee, hee, hee, hee)
Can't even stop to pee
(can't even stop to pee)
(Gotta do a number three)
I have to get three stars
(Boomerang pelicans, exploding parakeets)
And I'm playing it (Never seen a green pig)
In my sleep (Bowling with my beak)

Red birds, yellow birds
And black ones that explode
Green pig a-holes gonna pay
For what they stole i've reset this level a
Hundred thousand times
This 99 cent app purchase
Is destroying my life

(I'm gonna squish you
You stole my eggs from me)
I see you laughing and bird harassing
(Your pigpen's gonna fall, I'm a kamikaze)
It used to be a game but now it's personal
(I'm gonna squish you
You stole my eggs from me)
My back is itching my neck is twitching
(Your pigpen's gonna fall, I'm a kamikaze)
I can't stop wishing

I was an Angry Bird
(wish I was an angry bird)
(I know it sounds absurd)
With feathers and a beak
(feathers and a beak)
(Tweedle deedle deetly deet)
I just laid a golden egg
(I just laid a golden egg)
(Feeling sick in the head)
Am I crazy or just free?
(Now I'm finally free)
(to be what I wanna be)
Now I'm an Angry Bird
A bird that has no wings or feet
I'll crash your party with my head
And I'm aimin', aimin', aimin', sayin' whee!