The Key of Awesome - Santa and I Know It lyrics
[The Key of Awesome - Santa and I Know It lyrics]
(Ho! Ho) when it's Christmas time
Everybody’s waitin' in a big ass line
To sit on my lap and beg
For Elmos, iPads and crap, yeah
Brats are outta control
My elves are doing nothing but shovelin' coal
Older girls sit on me
And get their picture taken ironically, hey
Girl, look at that belly
Like a bowl full of jelly
As seen on the telly it sticks out
I come down your chimney
Though it don’t quite fit me
Why do I smell kindling? Put it out
My doctor told me I had diabetes
That's what happens when you eat
A hundred billion cookies
I still deliver all this booty
It don't matter if it's
Drizzlin', freezin', sleetin', blowin
Snowin' i'm Santa and I know it
I’m Santa and I know it
Yo i got a big ole gut
I ain’t nutcracker but do bust nuts
Girls love the taste of my
Sugarplums and my candy cane
I got a list of naughties
It's pretty much a listing of all my shawties
Wait, let me explain it, Mrs claus
And I have a special arrangement, yeah
I’m jolly and burly i never come early
I'm stuffin' your turkey check it out
When ladies get nippy i'm makin’ deliveries
From Dallas to Sydney then I'm out
Single moms are friendly every Christmas Eve
When the night comes to an end
My sack is always empty
I got a 9-inch beard and I ain't afraid to
Grow it, blow it, show it, comb it
Stroke it i'm Santa and I know it
I'm Santa and I know it
Jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle bells
Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, elves
Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolph, sail
I'm Santa and I know it
Everybody’s waitin' in a big ass line
To sit on my lap and beg
For Elmos, iPads and crap, yeah
Brats are outta control
My elves are doing nothing but shovelin' coal
Older girls sit on me
And get their picture taken ironically, hey
Girl, look at that belly
Like a bowl full of jelly
As seen on the telly it sticks out
I come down your chimney
Though it don’t quite fit me
Why do I smell kindling? Put it out
My doctor told me I had diabetes
That's what happens when you eat
A hundred billion cookies
I still deliver all this booty
It don't matter if it's
Drizzlin', freezin', sleetin', blowin
Snowin' i'm Santa and I know it
I’m Santa and I know it
Yo i got a big ole gut
I ain’t nutcracker but do bust nuts
Girls love the taste of my
Sugarplums and my candy cane
I got a list of naughties
It's pretty much a listing of all my shawties
Wait, let me explain it, Mrs claus
And I have a special arrangement, yeah
I’m jolly and burly i never come early
I'm stuffin' your turkey check it out
When ladies get nippy i'm makin’ deliveries
From Dallas to Sydney then I'm out
Single moms are friendly every Christmas Eve
When the night comes to an end
My sack is always empty
I got a 9-inch beard and I ain't afraid to
Grow it, blow it, show it, comb it
Stroke it i'm Santa and I know it
I'm Santa and I know it
Jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle bells
Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, elves
Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolph, sail
I'm Santa and I know it