The Key of Awesome, Mark Douglas, Tom Small, Erik Beck - Sexy Cyborg lyrics

I don't wanna come home
With the homecoming queen
And those arty goth girls are
Too freaky for me i don't want a nice girl
Who's good in the kitchen
I want an Amazon babe from another dimension
She's got skimpy armor, and a sword to match
She never gets cold and never gets a scratch
She fights off ninjas, a hundred at a time-
But that's ok, 'cause they're waiting in line
When she swings her sword
She looks smoking hot-
Dodging bullets, 'cause they're lousy shots
I'm addicted but I don't want an intervention
From my Amazon babe from another dimension

Amazon babe from another dimension (yeah)
All the barbarians stand at attention
Amazon babe from another dimension (yeah)
Not like the ones at the comic convention

The girl I want is made of metal and tubes-
She's a Sexy Cyborg, with adjustable boobs
She's got skinny arms, but can totally whale
Leapin' tall buildings while
She's checking email
Got a Gatling gun and a radar detector-
When she needs repairs
I'm the Gadget Inspector
If I was a teacher, I'd give an extension
To my Sexy Cyborg from another dimension

Sexy Cyborg from another dimension (yeah)
One more thing I forgot to mention
Sexy Cyborg from another dimension (yeah)
She's not recommended for
Those with hypertension

So we read about an ancient tribal rite
And performed it at an Indian burial site
Opened up an intergalactic wormhole-
And out came ladies who are outta control
She's alive
But my Amazon won't play video games
And she's only interested in talking to dames
My Robot looks hot on the movie poster
But, I came home from school and
Found her fing the toaster i use that
So far I've gotten no action at all
Not how it went for Anthony Michael Hall
You've got a beautiful face
And you're totally stacked
But, if we can't have sex
I'd like my room back

Sexy Cyborg from another dimension (yeah)
One more week and you have to leave
Amazon babe from another dimension (yeah)
You even had sex with my cousin Steve

Now this stupid wormhole is open letting in
All manner of flotsam Biker Zombies
Giant squids man-eating Manatees
(Man-eating Manatees) , Charlton Heston
We should've just watched porn
Shoulda watched porn
Shoulda watched some porn