The Key of Awesome, Mark Douglas - Sorry lyrics
[The Key of Awesome, Mark Douglas - Sorry lyrics]
This song's the shit
It made grown men admit that
They're fans of me
(That's pretty good) (Catchy)
All of my R's sound like V's for some reason
Regrettably (referee)
These girls dance so jerky
They look like they're hurting
Their hips and knees
Stole their clothes from "The Fresh
Prince of Bel Air"
(You did not just take my clothes)
I'm running late, so these skanky
Young ladies will twerk for you
(Who you calling skanky?)
Did I just say "skanky"? I meant
To say "swanky and super cute"
(That's better)
Why are they dancing like they all
Need to use the ladies' room?
Buzz me up, I'm downstairs in the lobby
(What? You're breaking up, We can't hear you
Byee)
It's not like me to be this tardy
Now I'm gonna miss the butt-slapping party
(I can hear it)
I wonder why they're dancing so wobbly
Oh, I bet it's because I gave them all crabs
They're trying to shake them
Out of their pants
Ooh, wee, ooh, wee, ooh
Ooh, wee, ooh, wee, itchy
Pinchy, pinchy, pinch pinchy, pinchy, pinchy
Yeah, I know I gave you all STDs
But can we keep this between us, please,?
Those girls got mad and knocked me on
The head and left me for dead
I'm buried alive while they're in my
Spotlight doing the stanky leg
(stank, stank)
Argo, Yugo, Yugo was a cheap car
Argo was a film (what?)
I'm losing air
What I said there was utter nonsense (oh)
I just remember I know karate
(focus, Bieber-san)
I'll do the coffin punch that you taught me
(Choppy, chop, chop, choppy, chop)
Good thing I have so many hobbies
Now the coffin's cracking, I'm almost out
I think a worm just fell in my mouth
You beat me up like I was paparazzi
(what is he?, OMG, he's a Bieber zombie
Shoot him in the head)
(He's dead but he's still kind of a hottie)
Just one thing before you blow my brains out
Is it too late to say "sorry" now?
(Umm, I guess not) , then I'm sorry
(Oh, that's makes everything better)
(Zombies are hot, He can bite me)
I can score with dancers, models and milfs
Even when I'm covered in filth
(We love you Zombieber, Bieber, zombie
Bieber)
It made grown men admit that
They're fans of me
(That's pretty good) (Catchy)
All of my R's sound like V's for some reason
Regrettably (referee)
These girls dance so jerky
They look like they're hurting
Their hips and knees
Stole their clothes from "The Fresh
Prince of Bel Air"
(You did not just take my clothes)
I'm running late, so these skanky
Young ladies will twerk for you
(Who you calling skanky?)
Did I just say "skanky"? I meant
To say "swanky and super cute"
(That's better)
Why are they dancing like they all
Need to use the ladies' room?
Buzz me up, I'm downstairs in the lobby
(What? You're breaking up, We can't hear you
Byee)
It's not like me to be this tardy
Now I'm gonna miss the butt-slapping party
(I can hear it)
I wonder why they're dancing so wobbly
Oh, I bet it's because I gave them all crabs
They're trying to shake them
Out of their pants
Ooh, wee, ooh, wee, ooh
Ooh, wee, ooh, wee, itchy
Pinchy, pinchy, pinch pinchy, pinchy, pinchy
Yeah, I know I gave you all STDs
But can we keep this between us, please,?
Those girls got mad and knocked me on
The head and left me for dead
I'm buried alive while they're in my
Spotlight doing the stanky leg
(stank, stank)
Argo, Yugo, Yugo was a cheap car
Argo was a film (what?)
I'm losing air
What I said there was utter nonsense (oh)
I just remember I know karate
(focus, Bieber-san)
I'll do the coffin punch that you taught me
(Choppy, chop, chop, choppy, chop)
Good thing I have so many hobbies
Now the coffin's cracking, I'm almost out
I think a worm just fell in my mouth
You beat me up like I was paparazzi
(what is he?, OMG, he's a Bieber zombie
Shoot him in the head)
(He's dead but he's still kind of a hottie)
Just one thing before you blow my brains out
Is it too late to say "sorry" now?
(Umm, I guess not) , then I'm sorry
(Oh, that's makes everything better)
(Zombies are hot, He can bite me)
I can score with dancers, models and milfs
Even when I'm covered in filth
(We love you Zombieber, Bieber, zombie
Bieber)