The Key of Awesome - Summer Jam (2012 Megamix) lyrics

Yeah, it's a typical summer
Got a can of sardines
Listening to No Diggity
Can't wait to do some drama and gymnastics

This is our summer jam cus
It's the summer time
The world is gonna end but we will never die
We're in the key of G
Cus that's an awesome key
And the BPM's around 120
Brazil! Portugal! Amsterdam! New Jersey

I need money for weed, I need money for trees
I need money for bail and legal fees
Got a boogie board and I'm riding the waves
And I slap my brother right in the face
Fly to Toronto in a Speedo
Visit my grandma, who's not a guido
Gonna eat sardines in St Louis
Gonna make pot brownies at Camp Wah-Nee

This is our summer jam cus
It's the summer time
We don't have Patron but we got salt and lime
We'll have a buttload of salad
And a big-ass steak and drink a 20oz soda
Right in Bloomberg's face

I put on my tank top while I listen to Mmmbop
I'm stressed from making dresses
In that Scottish sweatshop
First day of camp, I say goodbye to my mother
And when I see my friends we
Lie on top of each other

This is our summer jam
So leave your pants behind
I like waking you up in
The middle of the night
I'm going to business camp in a suit and tie
I guess that some starships
Weren't meant to fly

In a summer jam, you gotta make up words
Like awesometacular
New York, Cleveland, Miami
In a summer jam, you gotta name cities
This jam is over and I wish I could
Stay but like my Portuguese
Homies always say:
Patrocinado por uma bebida qualquer tuiste!