The Key of Awesome - Telephone lyrics
[The Key of Awesome - Telephone lyrics]
What do you say BK?
Beyonce: Are you gonna tell me the concept
For this telephone video or what?
Lady Gaga: Well
First of all this song is not
As good as Bad Romance
And it's not even close to
Poker Face or Just Dance
So I will distract them by getting half naked
And throw everything at them but
The kitchen sink sink the kitchen sink sink
What do you think think?
I will prove that I don't have a penis
Wink wink first I'll get stripped naked by
Some burly prison guards
And make out with a shemale
In the prison yard yard
This Video seems goofy
You should just do it alone
Besides I'm getting sick of all
These songs about phones
Help me out of jail then we
Follow with some bad dialogue
We poison everyone including a cute dog
Then we start to dance and
There's dead people everywhere
As usual I have lot's of
Crazy crap in my hair
P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-product placement
Hide the d-dead bodies in the b-b basement
Blood and guts and boobs and buts
And I just wanna make your head explode
Beep beep beep, beepbeep beep beep beep
That was Lady Gaga in Morse Code
If you think I'm doing this
Then you're a crazy bastard
Must have blown a gasket
Are you tripping on acid?
As a child were you abused
By some big crazy bastard
And did he ever make you put
The lotion in the basket?
I just wanna do a simple shoot with dancin'
You used to be a diva
Now you're Marilyn Manson
You're gonna do my video and do it my way
I'd hate for something bad to
Happen top your familay my familay ay?
That's right Beyonce
A piano might accidentally fall on Jay-Z
Somebody help me 'cause I don't
Want to sing anymore
She's got a gun to my head on the dance floor
Rub-a-dub-dub, three nuns in a tub
And they're doing it with the garden gnome
Please don't beat me up but I have to ask
What does it have to do with a telephone?
You crazy bitch! Ahh!
Beyonce: Are you gonna tell me the concept
For this telephone video or what?
Lady Gaga: Well
First of all this song is not
As good as Bad Romance
And it's not even close to
Poker Face or Just Dance
So I will distract them by getting half naked
And throw everything at them but
The kitchen sink sink the kitchen sink sink
What do you think think?
I will prove that I don't have a penis
Wink wink first I'll get stripped naked by
Some burly prison guards
And make out with a shemale
In the prison yard yard
This Video seems goofy
You should just do it alone
Besides I'm getting sick of all
These songs about phones
Help me out of jail then we
Follow with some bad dialogue
We poison everyone including a cute dog
Then we start to dance and
There's dead people everywhere
As usual I have lot's of
Crazy crap in my hair
P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-product placement
Hide the d-dead bodies in the b-b basement
Blood and guts and boobs and buts
And I just wanna make your head explode
Beep beep beep, beepbeep beep beep beep
That was Lady Gaga in Morse Code
If you think I'm doing this
Then you're a crazy bastard
Must have blown a gasket
Are you tripping on acid?
As a child were you abused
By some big crazy bastard
And did he ever make you put
The lotion in the basket?
I just wanna do a simple shoot with dancin'
You used to be a diva
Now you're Marilyn Manson
You're gonna do my video and do it my way
I'd hate for something bad to
Happen top your familay my familay ay?
That's right Beyonce
A piano might accidentally fall on Jay-Z
Somebody help me 'cause I don't
Want to sing anymore
She's got a gun to my head on the dance floor
Rub-a-dub-dub, three nuns in a tub
And they're doing it with the garden gnome
Please don't beat me up but I have to ask
What does it have to do with a telephone?
You crazy bitch! Ahh!