The Key of Awesome - The Dark Knight is Confused lyrics
[The Key of Awesome - The Dark Knight is Confused lyrics]
Batman! Why's he running, Dad?
Because we have to chase him why?
Because he can take it because he's not a
Hero, he's a silent guardian
A watchful protector, the Dark Knight
I don't get it
Neither do I, son, but it sounds cool
As I ride on my bike at
The end of Dark Knight
There's a few plot points that
Just don't feel right
Like, why the hell did I
Agree to take the rap?
Harvey Dent killed those people
Who gives a crap?
And the Joker pulls crimes in
Such an orderly manner
He must write it down in an evil day planner
His henchmen are psycho and expendable
Yet somehow completely dependable
And why is Morgan Freeman all pissed at me?
He seemed to resign kind of randomly
It's okay to build me an armored tank car
But, oh, tapping phones, that's going too far
This movie of my life
Just doesn't hold together
At least beats the crap out of
Batman Forever
I enjoy car chases, explosions and suspense
Is it too much to ask
That it all makes sense?
No, no, Master Wayne, you don't understand
You can't kill a symbol
But you can kill a man
If I wanna quit, well then that's my choice
We're all alone
You don't have to use that voice
And what about Miss Dawes? It's
Like you've forgotten her
In Batman Begins, she was so much hotter
Joker, are you busy? Let's call a truce
I need you to help explain the plot to batman
Call me insane, but I consider us friends
I brought the DVD so we can watch it again
I'll make the popcorn and pour the sherry
Ooh, maybe we can watch
It with the commentary
How does Harvey Dent do a total 180?
Well, they barbecued his face and
He lost his lady
When did you have time to rig
Up both of those boats?
Does talking that way ever
Damage your throat? Well, at least they got
Rid of Joel Schumacher
You know what movie's really
Good? The Hurt Locker
Oh yeah, I've been meaning to see that
I've never heard of that, who's in it?
Anthony Mackie i don't know who that is
He was in 8 Mile oh, he was the guy who
Hosted the rap battles?
No, that was Mekhi Phifer oh, Joker
You're getting white makeup all
Over the popcorn
Sorry, hey did I ever tell you
How I got these scars? Yes, several versions
Maybe other people would like
To hear the story?
Because we have to chase him why?
Because he can take it because he's not a
Hero, he's a silent guardian
A watchful protector, the Dark Knight
I don't get it
Neither do I, son, but it sounds cool
As I ride on my bike at
The end of Dark Knight
There's a few plot points that
Just don't feel right
Like, why the hell did I
Agree to take the rap?
Harvey Dent killed those people
Who gives a crap?
And the Joker pulls crimes in
Such an orderly manner
He must write it down in an evil day planner
His henchmen are psycho and expendable
Yet somehow completely dependable
And why is Morgan Freeman all pissed at me?
He seemed to resign kind of randomly
It's okay to build me an armored tank car
But, oh, tapping phones, that's going too far
This movie of my life
Just doesn't hold together
At least beats the crap out of
Batman Forever
I enjoy car chases, explosions and suspense
Is it too much to ask
That it all makes sense?
No, no, Master Wayne, you don't understand
You can't kill a symbol
But you can kill a man
If I wanna quit, well then that's my choice
We're all alone
You don't have to use that voice
And what about Miss Dawes? It's
Like you've forgotten her
In Batman Begins, she was so much hotter
Joker, are you busy? Let's call a truce
I need you to help explain the plot to batman
Call me insane, but I consider us friends
I brought the DVD so we can watch it again
I'll make the popcorn and pour the sherry
Ooh, maybe we can watch
It with the commentary
How does Harvey Dent do a total 180?
Well, they barbecued his face and
He lost his lady
When did you have time to rig
Up both of those boats?
Does talking that way ever
Damage your throat? Well, at least they got
Rid of Joel Schumacher
You know what movie's really
Good? The Hurt Locker
Oh yeah, I've been meaning to see that
I've never heard of that, who's in it?
Anthony Mackie i don't know who that is
He was in 8 Mile oh, he was the guy who
Hosted the rap battles?
No, that was Mekhi Phifer oh, Joker
You're getting white makeup all
Over the popcorn
Sorry, hey did I ever tell you
How I got these scars? Yes, several versions
Maybe other people would like
To hear the story?