The Key of Awesome - Tron Girl lyrics

Here we go again here we go, yo
Here we go, yo ow, ow, that really hurts
Ow, ow, seriously, stop that hurts, ah

Jocks love high school but, for me
It's a prison do you always have to hassle
Me right while I'm whizzin'?
Yeah, I know you're burly and
I know I'm girly but could we go a day
Without me gettin' a swirly?
I'm not gonna whine or pull a Columbine
But the gloves are coming off
When I see you online
Yeah, sure in real life you can
Knock me on my face
But this shit is going down in cyberspace

You better watch out in cyberspace
Gonna disappear and never leave a trace
Gonna f' your ass up in cyberspace
I make my own rules in my virtual place

I'm a word processor, you're a carbon copy
I've got a hard drive and
Your diskette is floppy
Wow, check out those vectors
I'd like to inspect her
Yeah, fat chance Mr pocket Protector
I know all the shortcuts and all the hot keys
You're Commodore 64, I'm PowerPC
So head on home so you can beat your meat
Wait, reboot, control, alt, delete
This neuromance makes my motherboard hot
I'll slam some new RAM in her expansion slot
Digital refinery, her digit's are binary
She said "let's make out", I said "God
Finally"
Stand back son, don't strut the professor
From the looks of this girl
I need a surge suppressor
This dominatrix'll array my pixels
Finally someone's gonna touch my dick-sel
While you're begging chicks to come
Back to your place i'll be having virtual
Intercourse in cyberspace

Cock-blocking your pal in cyberspace
I'm gonna kick your ass, albeit virtually
It's every man for himself in cyberspace
I'm stuck in this suit and I have to pee

In cyberspace, she called me her hero
But back in real life
She's only ones and zeros
My computer is busted and I'm
Stuck in this place
And I want to go back to cyberspace

Wish to go back to cyberspace
Maybe they should try talking to real girls
Instead of inventing these virtual worlds