The Stupendium - A Pizza the Action lyrics
Gregory J. Holgate
[The Stupendium - A Pizza the Action lyrics]
'Gregory it looks like you are trapped
Here in the PizzaPlex until
Morning to survive the night you
Are going to need
A kick-ass 80s action anthem that
Is not a show program
I can provide but there is someone who can'
So you’re trapped after dark in the park
And you’re tasked with surviving the night
So your ma and your pa have departed
The party and left you to fight
So hang tight, to the tickets you’ve won
And your toy laser gun
Set your Faz Watch to ‘fun’
‘Cause it’s hide and seek
Hunted by musical monsters
Ain’t that what you wanted?
You came for some games and a bite
The doors have all closed but
The stage has been set
So on with the show, no escaping it yet
The night is still young and
The fun’s just begun
You’ve been played like your
Grave of arcade cabinets
When you’ve gates stormed by gators
And wolves at the door
When the power is down
You can’t bear any more
When each tick of the clock
Has you checking your watch
And the chicken is watching
You hungry for gore
Oh, the fun that’s in store!
(Oh, the fun that’s in store)
Come get a pizza the action
You want a pizza the action
A tasty pizza the action
You want a pizza the action
So come pick your destiny off of the menu
(Fate won’t wait ‘til the sun comes up)
Or be laid to rest in your favorite venue
(Arcade to arcade, crust to crust)
In this amusement park you are the superstar
We know that you’ll go far but
You must choose your path
Those neon tubes cast shadows on
A truth so dark
It’s up to you to battle to it's putrid heart
So savor the taste of your last pepperoni
(You’ve got a party pass to a backstage tour)
‘Cause you’re taking the stage
For one night only
(But will dawn chorus be your encore?)
Perhaps it’s your birthday?
Or your graduation?
We’re always the first place
For a celebration
Now maybe you’ve heard say
Of some violations
But it’s not since Thursday
We’ve had strangulations
The go-karts are revved and the
Ball pit’s been cleaned
Montgomery’s ready to tear up the scene
Roxy’s got the rock that’s just
Got to be seen just as soon as Chica’s
Cleaned out the canteen
Hear the cry of the fans as
We strike up the band
Now the time is at hand
For the tightest of jams
‘Cause it’s tiny and cramped where
You’re hiding but Vanny
Won’t find you when crammed
Inside our leading man
When you’ve gates stormed by gators
And wolves at the door
When the power is down
You can’t bear any more
When the sun’s gone away but
The moon’s come to play
A more punishing game till the
Break of the dawn
Oh, the fun that’s in store!
(Oh, the fun that’s in store)
Come get a pizza the action
You want a pizza the action
A tasty pizza the action
You want a pizza the action
Darkness falls across the mall
And metal mascots stalk the halls
More murderous with each defect and
Out to prowl the PizzaPlex
And whomsoever shall be found by STAFF
Bot hoards that roll around
Must then escape the bunny’s wrath or
Rot inside a stomach hatch
The air is filled with pungent reek
Of robots oiled in pizza grease
And terrors bathed in neon light
Are on the hunt to grab a bite
For no amount of birthday cake, piñatas
Games or fanfare
Will help a lonely child survive
The night at Freddy Fazbear’s
Laughter (A tasty pizza the action)
Laughter (Come get a pizza the action)
Here in the PizzaPlex until
Morning to survive the night you
Are going to need
A kick-ass 80s action anthem that
Is not a show program
I can provide but there is someone who can'
So you’re trapped after dark in the park
And you’re tasked with surviving the night
So your ma and your pa have departed
The party and left you to fight
So hang tight, to the tickets you’ve won
And your toy laser gun
Set your Faz Watch to ‘fun’
‘Cause it’s hide and seek
Hunted by musical monsters
Ain’t that what you wanted?
You came for some games and a bite
The doors have all closed but
The stage has been set
So on with the show, no escaping it yet
The night is still young and
The fun’s just begun
You’ve been played like your
Grave of arcade cabinets
When you’ve gates stormed by gators
And wolves at the door
When the power is down
You can’t bear any more
When each tick of the clock
Has you checking your watch
And the chicken is watching
You hungry for gore
Oh, the fun that’s in store!
(Oh, the fun that’s in store)
Come get a pizza the action
You want a pizza the action
A tasty pizza the action
You want a pizza the action
So come pick your destiny off of the menu
(Fate won’t wait ‘til the sun comes up)
Or be laid to rest in your favorite venue
(Arcade to arcade, crust to crust)
In this amusement park you are the superstar
We know that you’ll go far but
You must choose your path
Those neon tubes cast shadows on
A truth so dark
It’s up to you to battle to it's putrid heart
So savor the taste of your last pepperoni
(You’ve got a party pass to a backstage tour)
‘Cause you’re taking the stage
For one night only
(But will dawn chorus be your encore?)
Perhaps it’s your birthday?
Or your graduation?
We’re always the first place
For a celebration
Now maybe you’ve heard say
Of some violations
But it’s not since Thursday
We’ve had strangulations
The go-karts are revved and the
Ball pit’s been cleaned
Montgomery’s ready to tear up the scene
Roxy’s got the rock that’s just
Got to be seen just as soon as Chica’s
Cleaned out the canteen
Hear the cry of the fans as
We strike up the band
Now the time is at hand
For the tightest of jams
‘Cause it’s tiny and cramped where
You’re hiding but Vanny
Won’t find you when crammed
Inside our leading man
When you’ve gates stormed by gators
And wolves at the door
When the power is down
You can’t bear any more
When the sun’s gone away but
The moon’s come to play
A more punishing game till the
Break of the dawn
Oh, the fun that’s in store!
(Oh, the fun that’s in store)
Come get a pizza the action
You want a pizza the action
A tasty pizza the action
You want a pizza the action
Darkness falls across the mall
And metal mascots stalk the halls
More murderous with each defect and
Out to prowl the PizzaPlex
And whomsoever shall be found by STAFF
Bot hoards that roll around
Must then escape the bunny’s wrath or
Rot inside a stomach hatch
The air is filled with pungent reek
Of robots oiled in pizza grease
And terrors bathed in neon light
Are on the hunt to grab a bite
For no amount of birthday cake, piñatas
Games or fanfare
Will help a lonely child survive
The night at Freddy Fazbear’s
Laughter (A tasty pizza the action)
Laughter (Come get a pizza the action)