The Stupendium - A Very Scary Christmas lyrics

I wake up on Christmas day
I go knocking for my parents
But no ones awake
I must admit this intro seems a little cliche
But I won't let a thing like
Missing parents get in my way

As I'm checking around I
Notice something's wrong
I don't remember leaving my Steam logged on
There's a mince pie that's been bitten
On the letter that I'd written

As I'm clicking I can see that
All my games are gone!
But then I hear a clatter of pots and pans
There's some inky footprints next to the fan
And at the window there's a figure
Of a tall thin man
So I grabbed my crappy little
Torch and I ran!

Someone call Tim Burton 'cus it's
Really quite the scene
I thought that this was Christmas
But it feels like Halloween!
When I put on my wish list that all
My favorite characters could let off steam
Well, I didn't think that Santa
Would take me literally

I head to the kitchen to see what await's me
To find Freddy Fazbear making the gravy
Bonnie the bunny Is chopping the runner beans
Foxy has got Yorkshire puddings a baking

No Chica ain't lurking
She's cheerfully chirping
And eagerly working at stuffing the turkey
But I hope that's all that
Ends up stuffed tonight
Because the Golden Freddy suit
Is just my size!

These guys aren't as scary
As they were before
Slenderman's hanging mistletoe over the door
And Doctor Trager's making paper
Snowflakes on the floor
While pyramid head hogs all
The green triangles!

Someone call Tim Burton 'cus it's
Really quite the scene
I thought that this was Christmas
But it feels like Halloween!
When I put on my wish list that all
My favorite characters could let off steam
Well, I didn't think that Santa
Would take me literally

Someone call Tim Burton 'cuz it's
Really quite the scene
I thought that this was Christmas
But it feels like Halloween!
When I put on my wish list that all
My favorite characters could let off steam
Well, I didn't think that Santa
Would take me literally

Down by the presents the puppet, he beckons
'Cuz every gift has a new furry friend in
But soon mamma's tucked them all
Back in their bedding
'Cus batteries only seem to
Last ten seconds!

The butcher gang are carolling
Out in the yard whilst Bendy and Boris are
Signing their cards
SCP 173, well he's bad at charades
He's as fast as you like
But can't move his arms!

All the kids are playing their
New toys and games
It's 6's turn But Emily wants to play
And Granny keeps trying to
Take the teddy away
Ms baker's baking has the
Most peculiar taste!

Monika plays piano while Sayori
Hangs the banners
Yuri brought the bottles so
Natsuki's getting hammered
The principle is listing all the
Gifts he got from Santa
Whilst Baldi counts the days until
Next Christmas on his planner
Grace with a table of sadists!
Whilst Sander Cohen's curating the playlists
I'm spending boxing day at the neighbors
As so long as I don't go In the basement!

And I don't know why they chose me
To host their Christmas Festivities
But I pray to Alice Angel up
On top of that tree
That they take the corpses When they leave!

Instumental

I wake up on Boxing Day alone
All my new friends had to go home
But they've left me with the
Best memories I've known
And an awful lot of bloodstains
Out in the snow

Oh and my folks are okay
I guess I should mention
They just spent the day In a pocket dimension
Running for there lives from the
Demons that chased them
Now they constantly scream but they
Bought me a PlayStation!

So Someone call up MatPat 'cus this
Seems like a theorist's dream
And though it may be fun in concept
The lore implications might break
At the seams!
I guess even evil characters just
Need to let off steam
They just wanted one day's holiday
From making Markiplier scream