The Stupendium - Geek Cypher 2 lyrics

JT Music, attached me geek cypher 2!
It was a great move, boys great move
Well, I hope you ready for this
Because I am the least planning person
On the face of this planet
Don't know what came out of me oh well!

I'm a nerd? Not true! Well it clearly is

Kid is absurd!

Can't rap!

He's delirious!

So clap and a half for
Whatever your theory is
I'm a wizard with words
Not black but I'm sirius
Even Professor X couldn't spec my ability
You got no place to hyde
Because I found the formula
I can act, animate, rap, that's a Trinity
Not enough? Well you know I got Morpheus
'Cause I gotta get a stake in this cypher
You know I'm number one so come
On and call me Riker
I box-trolls out the ring, call me Laika!
I bring the funny to the thunder
Call me Taika!

Hitchhiker, one the mic I'm pan-galactic
Rhymes smack you like a lemon
Round a gold brick
So thumbs up for the puns that I'm throwing
These flows make you groan
Like they're Vogon poetry
I got this game on lock! Alohamora!
I got you green with shock! Hello Gamora!
I'm a Devil's Snare
You are below the flora
I'm a nice guy but no fedora i'm bionicle
You wouldn't understand the lore
You're a limp dick Litwik to
My to my Chandelure
I'm as bright as five of you
You couldn't hold a candle to
The fact that it
Has only been a year since I was amateur


Full stamina
You know the bar's never stopping
Ned Flanders
You know I go hard with the toppings
Your rhymes are wooden like they're
Written by a log
I'll be slipping coffee while you're
Sitting in the lodge
Leave you sad, cracked, smashed
Tie you up inside the ring
You're a piece of blue glass I'm
A lovely bit of string
Flowing substitutiary locomotion when I sing
Because I can take a relic
And then tell it how to sting
Moses supposes his toeses are roses
But moses supposes erroneously
My flow is so dope that
You won't even notice
The depth of the references
Thrown on the beat
On the bandwagon, bringing in the pain
Under blue skies while you're
Singing in the rain
Know that stan and japan aren't
The only types of fandom
Give me movie musicals
I'm spitting it for days!

Yo, I'm flowing super sonic
You're miles off
Can't get the rings 'cause your mom
Is on the dial up
So as we coming to the end of this dialogue
I forgot to mention that
I really love Bioshock

Really, really love Bioshock
Didn't even think it was
Worth rhyming about it loved it, so good