The Stupendium - The Chairman Rolls Again lyrics

Chairman: Right
That is a triple word score for me
And a community chest for you!

Player: I i don't remember these rules

Chairman: Trust me
Scrabbopoly is the only way to
Play oh! I won a beauty contest! Oop
Just a minute!

Dan Bull: If any other Youtuber wants
To challenge me to a
Scrabble match, they can make a
Video, and call me out
Before I make a decision so
If you guys have a favorite
Youtuber that you love watching
And would love to
See gird the board with me, the
Scrabbull, then let them know people
Let them know but not Jake Paul
Because Jake Paul is literally (fades off)

Dan it's
Admirable, you want to battle at Scrabble
But are you after a challenge?
Or do you just dabble?
You may do fine against the
Rest of the rabble
But to grapple my talent you
Best be grabbing your saddle
If you tackle me! The grammatical cavalry!
Alphabetical stampede
To trample my adversaries
On a valiant steed that I papier mached
From all the villains I've slayed
And Oxford dictionary pages
I'll tea bag you with my tile bag, anarchy!
I top the tables every
Tabletop fantasy league
Any letters on my rack for
You would spell calamity
Call me Elphabet, my skill's defying gravity
I've got a filter to prevent Spam
I guess you got through because
You're cheese and ham
So when I lay you out on the board
Well, I guess you could call me an artisan
Sure on YouTube, you might be the man
But you've got a lot of beef for a vegan
Dan go rap about Fortnite, appease your fans
Or be spread too thin, like a teeny jam
Go to war with the Chairman
Of the Board? Delusional!
You see crappy letters? It's
My score in numerals
There's a reason there are
Seven tiles in funeral hate to say it, Dan
Playing Junior isn't usual
How to get it through to you?
I'll talk in terms of PUBG
It's a 100 to 1 that you could touch me
Thanks for the collab
I don't need your fans to buff me
I've got a Q and I don't need U to succeed
That's a lot of fans
Man the buzz is deserved
But I've never seen anyone buy a T-Shirt?
I've got a swarm now
So I've got a bee herd
And when I'm dissing you
I'm not afraid to use the P-word
Pusillanimous, pathetic, purely pacifist
Throws a punch precisely with the
Power of a platypus
Smack you so hard it's like I
Crammed you in the Animus
So then you'll understand that you're
As crappy as your ancestors
An Adder on a bird of prey's platter
And in that situation, you're the snake
I'm the latter pick any board game
I'll leave you in tatters
No going overboard when I battle ship rappers
On ERB you RP'd some dead Britons
Mess with me, eventually
You'll end up dead with 'em
Or at the very least temporarily bed-ridden
Incidentally, NicePeter
My rhymes are well-written!
You're just a chicken, stink of Pew-55y
Hit me up
I'm chilling sipping Brut '55 wine
Gonna rebuttal me Douglby?
What's your pipeline?
Oh, you need to phone a
Friend? You want a lifeline?


I've got a 9 to 5 and I can find time
I do my videos myself in the night time
Haven't slept a wink in months
I think it's high time to take a nap
But I'm always up for fight rhymes!
I like to think we're mates
Right? Play fight? Games Night
Makin' like we're fighting in the daylight
Farm a little drama
Gotta get the clickbait hype
Berate my rhymes but simultaneously parade my
Face on your channel in the
Hopes your fanbase might
Come over to mine, maybe drop a like
Say "Hi!" but wait right there, Dan
Scrabble is a way of life
Let a player get away
You'll never see that day arrive
So come on Dan Bull
You think you're a handful?
I'm settling Catan
You're in a jam with Screwball Scramble
Happenstance that your battleplans
Were in anagrams your name's an anagram for
Your skills: Bad Null
This was a Risk, but guess who's Bold?
I'm a Hungry Hippocrite
Squeezing views out of insults
Meet me on the board
No proper nouns involved
I don't have your subs
But can pronounce "evolve"
A spot of Pictionary, can you pass the trial?
It's a pic depicting me the
Victor by a mile!
I'll crush you with a flippin'
Dictionary and all the while
I'll be writing your obituary
In little wooden tiles


Chairman: Uh, where were we? Erm
Oh! Roll for Initiative! Oh
You've hit a snake! In the kitchen!