The Stupendium, VideoGameRapBattles - Slender Man vs. Baldi’s Basics (Live) lyrics
Gregory J. Holgate
[The Stupendium, VideoGameRapBattles - Slender Man vs. Baldi’s Basics Live lyrics]
VideoGameRapBattles! That's me
Hey everybody, imma pull up my
Friend, you might know him, the Stupendium
For this particular track this
Is gonna be a rap battle
Between everybody's favorite video game
Characters Slender Man vs baldi
From Baldi's Basics hello
How's everyone doing?
DJ please hit that for me
I started to believe this industry
Can’t get more shallow
Yet another horrid horror game makes
Way into my shadow tall and pale
Bald assailant teleporting round a map
But instead of leaving victims dead you
Give their ass a slap?
Are you serious? I’m furious! People
Are really fearin’ this?
You’re a slender remake that is meant for
Pre-k that will never equate to me, period
That’s nearly it - I will sever
Each leg to crumble your foundation
So step in my elementary
For some real education
Wow there he is, still scaring kids
Congratulations! You exist!
I figured something awful was in the mist
You’re the person proving white
People shouldn’t spit
This dated shroud is not allowed
In my school house, you’re flunking out
For those rhymes I’ll award a shiny
Quarter since you’re selling out
I mean you got a movie coming now
Sure that will be a smash
Based on every other gaming flick
Well you can do the math
Now let’s do my favorite subject:
What happens when I subtract
Your head from the rest of your carcass
And then split it into halves?
Now class is in session
May I please have your attention?
Take this jump rope for suspension
Hang from your neck in detention
Your reign of fame has now ended
I’ll sweep the floor with you man
I get madder every verse you fail
Get out while you can!
I’ve got you decoded, the pages I wrote it
Then you went and stole it
Put it in your notebooks
Repackaged and sold it
To kids but you know it
Is me that you owe the
Numbers that you’re growin’
I gave you your start, I’ll be your finish
You won’t make it far, now I have risen
I’ll tear out your heart
And then I’m persistin’
To rip you apart, how's that for division?
I’m Slender Man! Put you in
A hospice there’s no treatment
When I teach what’s really
Frightening to Mavis Beacon
I'm the peak of all horror
You are just a trending fad
That is soon to die off right
Along with Herobrine and FNAF
Let’s look at your results
And based on your grim grading
I can see why you dropped
Out of school slim shady i can’t believe it
If you think that verse would make me shudder
Then you’re twisted as your 12 years old's
Who go and stab each other
Hey everybody, imma pull up my
Friend, you might know him, the Stupendium
For this particular track this
Is gonna be a rap battle
Between everybody's favorite video game
Characters Slender Man vs baldi
From Baldi's Basics hello
How's everyone doing?
DJ please hit that for me
I started to believe this industry
Can’t get more shallow
Yet another horrid horror game makes
Way into my shadow tall and pale
Bald assailant teleporting round a map
But instead of leaving victims dead you
Give their ass a slap?
Are you serious? I’m furious! People
Are really fearin’ this?
You’re a slender remake that is meant for
Pre-k that will never equate to me, period
That’s nearly it - I will sever
Each leg to crumble your foundation
So step in my elementary
For some real education
Wow there he is, still scaring kids
Congratulations! You exist!
I figured something awful was in the mist
You’re the person proving white
People shouldn’t spit
This dated shroud is not allowed
In my school house, you’re flunking out
For those rhymes I’ll award a shiny
Quarter since you’re selling out
I mean you got a movie coming now
Sure that will be a smash
Based on every other gaming flick
Well you can do the math
Now let’s do my favorite subject:
What happens when I subtract
Your head from the rest of your carcass
And then split it into halves?
Now class is in session
May I please have your attention?
Take this jump rope for suspension
Hang from your neck in detention
Your reign of fame has now ended
I’ll sweep the floor with you man
I get madder every verse you fail
Get out while you can!
I’ve got you decoded, the pages I wrote it
Then you went and stole it
Put it in your notebooks
Repackaged and sold it
To kids but you know it
Is me that you owe the
Numbers that you’re growin’
I gave you your start, I’ll be your finish
You won’t make it far, now I have risen
I’ll tear out your heart
And then I’m persistin’
To rip you apart, how's that for division?
I’m Slender Man! Put you in
A hospice there’s no treatment
When I teach what’s really
Frightening to Mavis Beacon
I'm the peak of all horror
You are just a trending fad
That is soon to die off right
Along with Herobrine and FNAF
Let’s look at your results
And based on your grim grading
I can see why you dropped
Out of school slim shady i can’t believe it
If you think that verse would make me shudder
Then you’re twisted as your 12 years old's
Who go and stab each other