Möngöl Hörde - How the Communists Ruined Christmas lyrics
[Möngöl Hörde - How the Communists Ruined Christmas lyrics]
'Twas the night before Christmas
And all throughout the house
Not a creature dared disagree
Yeah, not even a mouse
With their communist Dogma
With their Soviet creed
No Christmas decorations here
No presents under the tree
Down the chimney came Karl Marx
Dressed in a Father Christmas suit
Smiling broadly, ruddy face, flowing beard
Snow on his boots snow on his boots
He said "gather round children
I have a secret to tell
I know you've followed me faithfully this far
But the truth is, well
You must have thought I was joking
That I was taking the piss
You all claim to think I'm a genius
But a genius wouldn't ever want this:
Guaranteed misery
Grinding down to totalitarian decay
The people fenced off into sections and
Cut down if they don't obey
It always ends the same
And little Vladimir, little Josef
Little Fidel, little Mao, little Che
They all realised they look like dickheads
And everything they had built
Now is slipping away
And that's why they decided to kill
Karl and burn his fucking body
They blew out his brains
And scattered his remains
And told us all there was no Father Christmas
They blew out his brains
And scattered his remains
And told us all there was no Santa Claus
And all throughout the house
Not a creature dared disagree
Yeah, not even a mouse
With their communist Dogma
With their Soviet creed
No Christmas decorations here
No presents under the tree
Down the chimney came Karl Marx
Dressed in a Father Christmas suit
Smiling broadly, ruddy face, flowing beard
Snow on his boots snow on his boots
He said "gather round children
I have a secret to tell
I know you've followed me faithfully this far
But the truth is, well
You must have thought I was joking
That I was taking the piss
You all claim to think I'm a genius
But a genius wouldn't ever want this:
Guaranteed misery
Grinding down to totalitarian decay
The people fenced off into sections and
Cut down if they don't obey
It always ends the same
And little Vladimir, little Josef
Little Fidel, little Mao, little Che
They all realised they look like dickheads
And everything they had built
Now is slipping away
And that's why they decided to kill
Karl and burn his fucking body
They blew out his brains
And scattered his remains
And told us all there was no Father Christmas
They blew out his brains
And scattered his remains
And told us all there was no Santa Claus