Möngöl Hörde - Selfiestixamitosis lyrics

Good afternoon children well it's
Lovely to meet you for the next three
Minutes I'm your substitute teacher
I'm not afraid of cliches
I'll be trying to reach you
Through the medium of
Interpretive dance moves

You put your left foot in
And you shake it about
But the crucial thing's to
Resist the urge to scream and to shout
And to watch the other dancers
When you take it back out
Enough to try the things you
Know that you can't do shimmy, shimmy
You've got the narcissistic shakes
Selfiestixamitosis ?

Weak knees and dislocated arms
And a gait that seems to hint that
You got fucked on a farm
But, I suppose your idiosyncrasy
Has a curious charm
In the talent show of first round auditions

Because today we're in a serious classroom
Working on the skills that you
Acquire in the ballroom
In real life you can't just go
And hide in the bathroom
And contemplate your own reflection

Shimmy, shimmy
You've got the narcissistic shakes
Selfiestixamitosis ?

Baby, baby you're such a spineless flake
? You're not awake

Trying to handle something that storms
And bombs? sweet mother of Christ
You think so you are it's the lowest of bars
For a largely unexamined life

A very white house and? door
Played the long game but now
They're winning the war
These aren't my people and
They shouldn't be your
And your labels not your moral compass

So here's the part where I explain
Exactly what it is I mean
I clarify my philosophies
And cut away the tautologies
Now all experience is lived
And every point is valid
The point of human enquiry is to synthesise

I won't let it go i hate to break it to you
Your reflection is actually kind of boring
You're fucking boring

Trying to handle something that storms
And bombs? sweet mother of Christ
You think so you are it's the lowest of bars
For a largely unexamined life

A very white house and? door
Played the long game but now
They're winning the war
These aren't my people and
They shouldn't be your
And your labels not your moral compass
Shimmy, shimmy nice fucking try

No offense ?