Möngöl Hörde - Tapeworm Uprising lyrics

Natalie Portman's tapeworm had a sudden and
Very unexpected change of heart
He said "this indie chick schtick's
No longer floating my wick
I think I need a fresh start"

So, he detached himself quietly from the
Walls of her large intestine
Made his way out through the usual exit
And in the bold light of
Day he heard himself say:
"Hollywood is not quite how I expected"
It smelt of freedom
Sharp in his nostrils, but undeniable:
Freedom so, he set himself up comfortably
In a small pied-à-terre
On the edge of the Hollywood heartlands
Fashioned himself a sign out of
Flashlights and twine showing a
Worm curled defiant to say
The revolution had started

All across the millionaire
Mansions and condos
There were small moments of
Horror in celebrity bathrooms
As the downtrod detached and a
Plan it was hatched
For the birth of a new and proud nation

A republic of tapeworms
A free republic of tapeworms
All hail the free republic of tapeworms

The very next session of the United Nations
The worms took up their seats
Then demanded the floor

"There are things that must be
Said for both the
Living and the dead, this is about justice
It's a universal cause every time you sat
In multiplexes munching in the dark
With your teenage sons and daughters
Holding onto their hearts
Behind the eyes of the starlets
The talent that shone through
All along it was us and
You know that that's true"

And in the viewing gallery, Winona Ryder
At the head of the actress delegation
Now kind of overweight
And dead behind the eyes spoke not a word
Not a single word but just sighed

It was over, the truth was out
And though the cinema-going public
Had their private doubts
The broken women slunk back
To the flyover states
The worms took the oscars and
The riches and the hate

And Ben Affleck sat alone in his mansion
On a chair made of cash cried a single tear
For every girl that he'd sodomised
'Cause he knew all along it was
Worms who'd been tickling his balls
And in the last he knew
It was actually true love