Möngöl Hörde - WinkyFace (The Mark of a Moron) lyrics

Happy day!
The agonizing wait has finally come
To a happy end!
The universe has granted us it's blessing
Happiness is knowing that you'll
Never have to waste another keystroke
Or pen stroke on marking your meaning

Apparently the written word has been lacking
A certain 'je ne sais quoi'
I just don't know how any writers survived
Life before the semi-colon and the open
Bracket hooked up as soulmates
Shakespeare and Orwell must be
Turning in their graves!
Or at least turning their heads sideways
Open bracket, semi-colon?
You're fucking kidding me!
Open bracket, semi-colon? Mark of a moron!
Open bracket, semi-colon?
Come on now seriously!
Open bracket, semi-colon?
This is a fucking con!

Lost for words? We have that in common
Lost for words?
It leads me to suspect that you've nothing
Of meaning or value to say

Basically, if you can't make your meaning
Plain with all the richness
Of the English language and you have
To resort to cartoon faces made
With punctuation marks then you're a dick