Crudbump - Take a Number lyrics
[Crudbump - Take a Number lyrics]
Take a number get your hand out the M&M bowl
Take a number get your hand out the M&M bowl
This ain't the food bank and
You don't work here
Let me make this crystal clear
Don't put your paws on my candy
Squirrel motherfucker
Go stock your own pantry
And if you think it's mean
That I'm rationing my dragees
You can write me an essay
And when I call your number
You can read it to me
Take a number get your hand out the M&M bowl
Take a number get your hand out the M&M bowl
It's not a joke, it's the fucking procedure
And if you came hungry
Go out to the bleachers
And find a scrap of food
Eating all my motherfucking candy is rude
The now serving sign isn't just for fun
Every so often it advances by one
It's a pretty solid system
Bet you'd understand it if you would listen
Take a number get your hand out the M&M bowl
Take a number get your hand out the M&M bowl
Potato head dude with an M&M mouthful
Are you even here for business? It's doubtful
Most people know this ain't an M&M stand
How'd you even get them to melt on your hands
And your face, and your pants
Do you have a problem?
You're about to have a problem
Take a number get your hand out the M&M bowl
This ain't the food bank and
You don't work here
Let me make this crystal clear
Don't put your paws on my candy
Squirrel motherfucker
Go stock your own pantry
And if you think it's mean
That I'm rationing my dragees
You can write me an essay
And when I call your number
You can read it to me
Take a number get your hand out the M&M bowl
Take a number get your hand out the M&M bowl
It's not a joke, it's the fucking procedure
And if you came hungry
Go out to the bleachers
And find a scrap of food
Eating all my motherfucking candy is rude
The now serving sign isn't just for fun
Every so often it advances by one
It's a pretty solid system
Bet you'd understand it if you would listen
Take a number get your hand out the M&M bowl
Take a number get your hand out the M&M bowl
Potato head dude with an M&M mouthful
Are you even here for business? It's doubtful
Most people know this ain't an M&M stand
How'd you even get them to melt on your hands
And your face, and your pants
Do you have a problem?
You're about to have a problem