Crudbump - White House lyrics
[Crudbump - White House lyrics]
To get my paper up
I'm in the oval office trying
To get my chub chugged
I'm in the white house trying
To get my paper together you feel me
Chewin on Slim Jims, 200 inch rims
Rental car pulls up to the entrance
Mr crudbump? That's what they call me
Voice mail so full, don't even call me
I got the chubby checker, the home wrecker
Leavin lots of top deckers
In Lincoln's bedroom, you rubbernecker
John Boehner asking if I need coffee
Orange motherfucker, just gimme my money
Walking down the old halls like a resident
Slapping mad high fives with the president
"Mr biden's busy, sir, he's taking a dump"
Tell him pinch it off he
Has a meeting with Crudbump
Need funding for my Moby Dick, my white whale
My holy grail, banks say it's too big to fail
When push comes to shove it you
Find out the country loves it
Crudbump line item first in the budget
Forever and ever, a statue in the mallway
My oil portrait hangs high in the hallway
If I get arrested
Catch a motherfucking pardon
Like Warren G I'm a motherfucking Harding