Crudbump - The Most Erotic Song Ever lyrics

Cuddle up friend i got a song for your ears
Loosen up your belt
It's the sexiest song you heard in years
What did Aristotle say to Plato?
A take a look it's in a book like a rainbow
Dewey Decimal catalogue an ovum
Bloodrush to the corpus callosum
Set the ringing in your ears off
A-get the tingles in your fingers off yeah
I take your belt and your things off mm hmm
I take your necklace and your rings off
Air still as I whisper soft
And time stops with it's arms crossed

This is the most erotic song ever mm hmm
This is the most erotic song ever

This is the most erotic song
I need a planet to populate
Birds heard my song
Now they're trying to copulate
Deer in my yard straight having an orgy
French people calling asking me if I'm dirty
Hell no! This is natural!
This is the history of man
And the history of animals
And every last thing on this earth
Rocks tried to fuck and then
They turned into dirt
Bugs trying to figure out if they
Have a dick or not licking on each other
Don't care if they get sick or not
Squirrels heard this song
They're all in my nuts
Bears heard this song and now
They're trying to fuck
Salmon heard my song and
Now they're swimming upstream
Grab 'em out the river
Like a fisherman's dream

This is the most erotic song ever
This is the most erotic song ever