Crudbump - Put My Dick On It lyrics

"I'm getting all wet, "
She told me in the rain
I hear it all the time
And yet I can't complain
Let me take your coat, don't wanna drip on it
"No thank you cause you're gonna
Put your dick on it"

I see a lemon muffin i put my dick on it
I see a coffee cup and i put my dick on it
I see a big butt and i put my dick on it
First I ask permission then I
Put my dick on it

I see a white car i put my dick on it
I see a red car i put my dick on it
I see any car i put my dick on it
I like transportation, so I put my dick on it

In the hood, a cop pulls up beside me
Officer just can't stop eyeing me
He says, "Wise up
You better get a grip on it
I know what you're into"

Damn cop car I wanna put my dick on it
Please drive away I wanna put my dick on it
Find a real crime before I put my dick on it
I think I'm ice cold gonna put my dick on it

It's like ice cream
I wanna put my dick on it
Cold and clean, yeah
I wanna put my dick on it
Gimme just a second let me put my dick on it
Get a piece of tape and stick
A damn ticket on it