Crudbump - Write Me a Check Out lyrics

Write me a check out or get the heck out

You want work done captain
Write me a check out and see what happens
Hand me a big stack of Jacksons
Those are 20s

Pay me in experience? All I can say is I
Hope that you like asparagus
And the smell of green piss

Try ordering a taco
Step to the counter with no dough
Tell 'em you can put their
Name in the credit's, though

You got an indie budget?
I got an indie banana split
Two scoops of ice cream and eat a big shit

Can't afford to pay me?
No problem, I'll just tell my
Landlord I was in, like
This really cool project that's going to
Get me a lot of exposure
It'll be, like, a stepping stone
And I can work on some other
Great projects in the future and I'll
Tell him that you had a
Really great sweater, and a great blog
And you really care a
Lot about your project he'll understand
I'm sure he'll understand